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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Friday 14 August 1992 (21 years)
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About BBeffedmylife : I'm Lauren, according to my inbox I'm the "FML milf". Not sure how I feel about that. Lol If you have any questions shoot me a message. Please don't be a creep. :)

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Today, I collected a package from a handsome UPS guy. We exchanged smiles, and he even noticeably checked me out. I was feeling really confident for the first time in a while. Then I went inside and saw that I had two huge breastmilk spots on my chest. FML



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