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BBeffedmylife

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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Friday 14 August 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 984
  • Number of comments : 34
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About BBeffedmylife : My name is Lauren. I am many things....
Wife, mother of dragons(and baby), artist, chef, baker, musician, trekkie, Jesus Freak, Beatles fanatic, procrastinator, emotional, sleepy head, katamari queen... if I think of more I'll post them! :)


I do have a published FML that I am very proud of! For whatever reason the FML team can't post it on my profile.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT KIK IS AND NO I DON'T HAVE IT!

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BBeffedmylife's favorite FMLs

Today, I got yelled, screamed, and cursed at by a customer until I was reduced to tears. This was all because I double-checked to make sure she wanted large fries. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36740) - you deserved it (3213)

On 09/27/2014 at 12:22am - work - by heretoserve (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I complimented a guy on his beard. His response? "Thanks. Wanna sit on it?" FML

Today, I was working at the daycare. As I left with my boyfriend, a kid came up to us and said that my boyfriend could do way better. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35629) - you deserved it (3242)

On 09/03/2014 at 1:40pm - kids - by unlucky - United States (New York)

Today, after moving into my new house, I woke up to strange sounds coming from the kitchen. I panicked and started sobbing, convinced it was either a robbery or a home invasion. Turned out it was just my cat. FML

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44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27409) - you deserved it (10496)

On 08/29/2014 at 11:38am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I collected a package from a handsome UPS guy. We exchanged smiles, and he even noticeably checked me out. I was feeling really confident for the first time in a while. Then I went inside and saw that I had two huge breastmilk spots on my chest. FML



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