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About BBeffedmylife : My name is Lauren. I am many things....
Wife, mother of dragons(and baby), artist, chef, baker, musician, trekkie, Jesus Freak, Beatles fanatic, makeup lover, procrastinator, emotional, sleepy head, katamari queen... if I think of more I'll post them! :)
I do have a published FML that I am very proud of! For whatever reason the FML team can't post it on my profile.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT KIK IS AND NO I DON'T HAVE IT!
An insomniac or a creature of the dark
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.
A new Thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Today, I was getting everything ready for mine and my husband's first wedding anniversary. Flowers, check. Crisp new bed sheets, check. Silk underwear, check. Crippling cramps and an early period, check. FML
Today, while in a hospital waiting room, a man started talking to me. After a few minutes, he asked me what I did for a living, and I said I'm a stay-at-home mom. He looked me up and down and said, "Huh. No life ambitions, huh?" FML
Today, I went to a Halloween party with people from work. As the night passed, my boss got hammered and started throwing food at people. It was fun and games until I accidentally spilled his 10th beer. His response? To slam a hollowed out pumpkin full of chocolate mousse over my head. FML
Today, after moving into my new house, I woke up to strange sounds coming from the kitchen. I panicked and started sobbing, convinced it was either a robbery or a home invasion. Turned out it was just my cat. FML
Today, I collected a package from a handsome UPS guy. We exchanged smiles, and he even noticeably checked me out. I was feeling really confident for the first time in a while. Then I went inside and saw that I had two huge breastmilk spots on my chest. FML
Friday 19 December 2014