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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Friday 14 August 1992 (22 years)
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About BBeffedmylife : My name is Lauren. I am many things....
Wife, mother of dragons(and baby), artist, chef, baker, musician, trekkie, Jesus Freak, Beatles fanatic, procrastinator, emotional, sleepy head, katamari queen... if I think of more I'll post them! :)

I do have a published FML that I am very proud of! For whatever reason the FML team can't post it on my profile.


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Today, I was replaced in the symphony I play in. I play the clarinet, and a standard symphony only uses two, so getting into one can be quite competitive. My conductor's reasoning? "I was sure you were going to college." I never mentioned college to him, other than saying I wasn't going. FML

Today, I complimented a guy on his beard. His response? "Thanks. Wanna sit on it?" FML

Today, I was working at the daycare. As I left with my boyfriend, a kid came up to us and said that my boyfriend could do way better. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35341) - you deserved it (3232)

On 09/03/2014 at 1:40pm - kids - by unlucky - United States (New York)

Today, after moving into my new house, I woke up to strange sounds coming from the kitchen. I panicked and started sobbing, convinced it was either a robbery or a home invasion. Turned out it was just my cat. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27349) - you deserved it (10480)

On 08/29/2014 at 11:38am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I collected a package from a handsome UPS guy. We exchanged smiles, and he even noticeably checked me out. I was feeling really confident for the first time in a while. Then I went inside and saw that I had two huge breastmilk spots on my chest. FML

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