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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Friday 14 August 1992 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1638
  • Number of comments : 95
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About BBeffedmylife : Instagram-@laurensparkles_instabeauty
My name is Lauren! I'm here for the same reason as most of you... When others eff up, it amuses me!
It never ceases to amaze me how many creeps there are on this site.. If you genuinely do like good conversation and aren't trying to get my "kik", then by all means, send me a message! :)
I do have a published FML that I am very proud of! For whatever reason the FML team can't post it on my profile.

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Today, I had an interview for an office job. As a requirement, I had to show up dressed for the job. My friend has worked there for years and told me it was casual dress. I wore jeans and a blouse. Everyone else had on business suits. Obviously my friend doesn't know what casual means. FML

Today, my school had to make an official announcement that students were not permitted to go home due to Zayn Malik leaving One Direction because so many girls were claiming they couldn't focus on school with such a dramatic event occurring. FML

#21381783
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36272) - you deserved it (3080)

On 03/26/2015 at 9:20am - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I went to the grocery store with my four-year-old. She has some issues with wetting the bed, so I told her that if she wasn't sure if she was dreaming about "going", she should pinch herself to make sure she's awake. In the produce section, she pinched herself, smiled proudly, and peed. FML

#21374802
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15) - you deserved it (4087)

On 03/15/2015 at 12:23am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, while walking out of a store eating a candy bar, a homeless man tried to run up and steal my candy. I stuck a leg out and tripped him. The only thing I could think of to yell at him was, "Swiper no Swiping". My kids have ruined my coolness. FML

#21366982
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11) - you deserved it (5)

On 03/02/2015 at 11:57pm - misc - by Dad (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, after many tests and doctor visits, I finally found out the reason for my flu-like symptoms isn't a vitamin deficient or anything. The damn tea I drink every morning makes me feel sick. FML

Today, my dad still refuses to repay the loan I gave him. I've just barely managed to pay my bills, and I'm now so poor that I'll have to survive the next 3 days until my next paycheck by eating the only thing left in my fridge: a jar of cheese whiz. FML

#21358559
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32747) - you deserved it (2995)

On 02/18/2015 at 12:17pm - money - by janused (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I got drunk at a party. I didn't want my parents to know, so I took out my phone, called my parents, and asked them not to tell them I'm drunk. FML

#21354315
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18762) - you deserved it (35615)

On 02/11/2015 at 7:40pm - misc - by SDCore (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, in an attempt to potty train my 2-year-old, I sat her on the toilet and waited for several minutes. I finally gave up and lifted her off the toilet just in time for her to pee on my new shoes. FML

#21353086
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28086) - you deserved it (4989)

On 02/09/2015 at 11:12pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while breast feeding my 7 month old before his nap, I hummed his favorite song as I rocked. He pulled away, stared at me, and cried til I shut up. FML

#21342394
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26747) - you deserved it (4307)

On 01/22/2015 at 5:36pm - kids - by ameliaruth09 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, both my female flatmate and my gay male flatmate have got their boyfriends round. They've both stuck 'Do Not Disturb' signs on their bedroom doors and are both playing music which doesn't quite muffle the sounds of what they're up to. I haven't had a date in over six months. FML

#21335645
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32274) - you deserved it (3713)

On 01/12/2015 at 7:53am - love - by fukinlonely (man) - United Kingdom

Today, my dad told me that my mom wanted to name me something "unusual." He eventually got her to compromise. I go by Violet. I now know that my legal name is Purple. FML

#21292947
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36488) - you deserved it (2409)

On 11/05/2014 at 8:12pm - misc - by Purple (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while in a hospital waiting room, a man started talking to me. After a few minutes, he asked me what I did for a living, and I said I'm a stay-at-home mom. He looked me up and down and said, "Huh. No life ambitions, huh?" FML

#21291978
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31425) - you deserved it (6563)

On 11/04/2014 at 2:08pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I got yelled, screamed, and cursed at by a customer until I was reduced to tears. This was all because I double-checked to make sure she wanted large fries. FML

#21266131
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36963) - you deserved it (3223)

On 09/27/2014 at 12:22am - work - by heretoserve (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I complimented a guy on his beard. His response? "Thanks. Wanna sit on it?" FML



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