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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Friday 14 August 1992 (22 years)
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About BBeffedmylife : I'm Lauren, according to my inbox I'm the "FML milf". Not sure how I feel about that. Lol If you have any questions shoot me a message. Please don't be a creep. :)
Oh and also, I do have a published FML that I am very proud of! For whatever reason the FML team can't post it on my profile. :/

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