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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Friday 14 August 1992 (22 years)
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About BBeffedmylife : Instagram-@laurenxsparkles_instabeauty My name is Lauren! I'm here for the same reason as most of you... When others eff up, it amuses me!
It never ceases to amaze me how many creeps there are on this site.. If you genuinely do like good conversation and aren't trying to get my "kik", then by all means, send me a message! :)
I do have a published FML that I am very proud of! For whatever reason the FML team can't post it on my profile.

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Today, my dad still refuses to repay the loan I gave him. I've just barely managed to pay my bills, and I'm now so poor that I'll have to survive the next 3 days until my next paycheck by eating the only thing left in my fridge: a jar of cheese whiz. FML


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On 02/18/2015 at 12:17pm - money - by janused (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I got drunk at a party. I didn't want my parents to know, so I took out my phone, called my parents, and asked them not to tell them I'm drunk. FML


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On 02/11/2015 at 7:40pm - misc - by SDCore (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, in an attempt to potty train my 2-year-old, I sat her on the toilet and waited for several minutes. I finally gave up and lifted her off the toilet just in time for her to pee on my new shoes. FML


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On 02/09/2015 at 11:12pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while breast feeding my 7 month old before his nap, I hummed his favorite song as I rocked. He pulled away, stared at me, and cried til I shut up. FML


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On 01/22/2015 at 5:36pm - kids - by ameliaruth09 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, both my female flatmate and my gay male flatmate have got their boyfriends round. They've both stuck 'Do Not Disturb' signs on their bedroom doors and are both playing music which doesn't quite muffle the sounds of what they're up to. I haven't had a date in over six months. FML


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On 01/12/2015 at 7:53am - love - by fukinlonely (man) - United Kingdom

Today, my dad told me that my mom wanted to name me something "unusual." He eventually got her to compromise. I go by Violet. I now know that my legal name is Purple. FML


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On 11/05/2014 at 8:12pm - misc - by Purple (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while in a hospital waiting room, a man started talking to me. After a few minutes, he asked me what I did for a living, and I said I'm a stay-at-home mom. He looked me up and down and said, "Huh. No life ambitions, huh?" FML


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On 11/04/2014 at 2:08pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I got yelled, screamed, and cursed at by a customer until I was reduced to tears. This was all because I double-checked to make sure she wanted large fries. FML


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On 09/27/2014 at 12:22am - work - by heretoserve (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I complimented a guy on his beard. His response? "Thanks. Wanna sit on it?" FML

Today, I was working at the daycare. As I left with my boyfriend, a kid came up to us and said that my boyfriend could do way better. FML


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On 09/03/2014 at 1:40pm - kids - by unlucky - United States (New York)

Today, after moving into my new house, I woke up to strange sounds coming from the kitchen. I panicked and started sobbing, convinced it was either a robbery or a home invasion. Turned out it was just my cat. FML


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On 08/29/2014 at 11:38am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I got suspended from work after getting caught reading a work-related FML. Irony is funny, but it doesn't pay the bills. FML


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On 08/01/2014 at 6:38pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I collected a package from a handsome UPS guy. We exchanged smiles, and he even noticeably checked me out. I was feeling really confident for the first time in a while. Then I went inside and saw that I had two huge breastmilk spots on my chest. FML

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