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BBeffedmylife

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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Friday 14 August 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1097
  • Number of comments : 45
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About BBeffedmylife : My name is Lauren. I am many things....
Wife, mother of dragons(and baby), artist, chef, baker, musician, trekkie, Jesus Freak, Beatles fanatic, makeup lover, procrastinator, emotional, sleepy head, katamari queen... if I think of more I'll post them! :)


I do have a published FML that I am very proud of! For whatever reason the FML team can't post it on my profile.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT KIK IS AND NO I DON'T HAVE IT!

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BBeffedmylife's favorite FMLs

Today, I was getting everything ready for mine and my husband's first wedding anniversary. Flowers, check. Crisp new bed sheets, check. Silk underwear, check. Crippling cramps and an early period, check. FML

#21294602
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42007) - you deserved it (3092)

On 11/08/2014 at 9:09am - intimacy - by betterthanhodor - United Kingdom (Suffolk)

Today, my dad told me that my mom wanted to name me something "unusual." He eventually got her to compromise. I go by Violet. I now know that my legal name is Purple. FML

#21292947
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36094) - you deserved it (2402)

On 11/05/2014 at 8:12pm - misc - by Purple (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while in a hospital waiting room, a man started talking to me. After a few minutes, he asked me what I did for a living, and I said I'm a stay-at-home mom. He looked me up and down and said, "Huh. No life ambitions, huh?" FML

#21291978
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31250) - you deserved it (6541)

On 11/04/2014 at 2:08pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went to a Halloween party with people from work. As the night passed, my boss got hammered and started throwing food at people. It was fun and games until I accidentally spilled his 10th beer. His response? To slam a hollowed out pumpkin full of chocolate mousse over my head. FML

#21289623
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30443) - you deserved it (3729)

On 11/01/2014 at 10:26am - misc - by helosthisshit (man) - United Kingdom (West Lothian)

Today, I got yelled, screamed, and cursed at by a customer until I was reduced to tears. This was all because I double-checked to make sure she wanted large fries. FML

#21266131
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36837) - you deserved it (3218)

On 09/27/2014 at 12:22am - work - by heretoserve (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I complimented a guy on his beard. His response? "Thanks. Wanna sit on it?" FML

Today, I was working at the daycare. As I left with my boyfriend, a kid came up to us and said that my boyfriend could do way better. FML

#21251155
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35666) - you deserved it (3245)

On 09/03/2014 at 1:40pm - kids - by unlucky - United States (New York)

Today, after moving into my new house, I woke up to strange sounds coming from the kitchen. I panicked and started sobbing, convinced it was either a robbery or a home invasion. Turned out it was just my cat. FML

#21247811
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27437) - you deserved it (10504)

On 08/29/2014 at 11:38am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I collected a package from a handsome UPS guy. We exchanged smiles, and he even noticeably checked me out. I was feeling really confident for the first time in a while. Then I went inside and saw that I had two huge breastmilk spots on my chest. FML



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