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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 4 June 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 95
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About BBPcash : I love Star Wars I love Games I play football but I'm not your average guy I'm a gentleman . I love the walking dead and duck dynasty. My favorite game is black ops

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Today, my school took part in a standardized state test. After finishing, I decided to take a nap, only to be awoken by the test monitor, who wanted me to leave. Apparently, I was ferociously farting in my sleep and was disturbing the people still taking the test. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56692) - you deserved it (12712)

On 04/24/2013 at 3:14pm - misc - by Skyler - United States

Today, my seven-year-old nephew challenged me to a push up contest in front of my girlfriend. He beat me, and then asked my girlfriend why she's dating a pussy. FML

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On 04/24/2013 at 12:55am - kids - by BIGCHEIFAAA (man) - United States (California)

Today, I decided to be playful and leave my girlfriend flowers and chocolates from an "Anonymous Admirer". She immediately dumped me, saying she couldn't be with someone who "isn't even as romantic as a stranger". Yep, I think I just got dumped for myself. FML

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On 04/23/2013 at 7:22pm - love - by BestBF - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I was bored and decided it would be fun to pretend to be an undercover cop and pull over other cars. The first car I pulled over was a real undercover cop. FML

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On 04/16/2009 at 8:19pm - misc - by tvaladie (man) - United States (Tennessee)



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