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Today, taking the train to work after the worst hangover ever, two immense fat women start talking about rim jobs. I got up to switch cabins just in time for their conversation to switch over to RECEIVING rim jobs. I sprayed puke all over myself and an innocent bystander. FML

#857
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21435) - you deserved it (3743)

On 01/08/2009 at 6:21am - health - by depraved - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went into a shop, not really completely awake. To get to the upper floor, I took the escalator... in the wrong direction. After about 30 seconds (which seemed like hours) trying to climb up the wrong way, my brain started working and by that time I already had a few amused spectators watching me. FML

#722
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I agree, your life sucks (14764) - you deserved it (7939)

On 01/07/2009 at 12:53am - misc - by maaaryy - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was sitting on the bus on my commute to work, when I nodded off on the charming young man next to me. Something cold and wet touched me, and I looked down to see a small pool of my saliva collecting on my chest. The man thought this was hilarious. FML

#450
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I agree, your life sucks (18895) - you deserved it (4329)

On 12/04/2008 at 10:45pm - misc - by Kerlane - Sent from mobile version



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