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B5B0N35
  • Town/Country : In , Heaven
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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 13 January 1998 (16 years)
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Today, I received a text message from my older brother. It said, "Ah... I want you". I hope to god it was intended for someone else. FML

#3715
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I agree, your life sucks (23598) - you deserved it (1529)

On 01/30/2009 at 10:50am - misc - by Ren - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went to a birthday party at my girlfriends house. When her little brother was about to blow out the candles I slipped my hand into her sisters back pocket and squeeze her ass, thinking it was my girlfriend. She freaked out and now her family thinks I'm a pervert. FML

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On 01/28/2009 at 7:15am - love - by dieold - United States (Utah)

Today, I danced with a girl until the bar closed. We went back to my place. She had a penis. FML

#2248
104 comments

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On 01/22/2009 at 6:27pm - love - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I danced with a girl until the bar closed. We went back to my place. She had a penis. FML

#2248
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On 01/22/2009 at 6:27pm - love - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I'm a 23 year old girl who often has to wear two pairs of socks. I don't have four feet, but I have no boobs. FML

#1019
129 comments

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On 01/13/2009 at 1:41am - misc - by carrie - Algeria

Today, I found out that my wife sent nudie pics to her ex-husband. My wife's excuse for the pics? "I needed a compliment because I thought you didn't love me." FML

#737
37 comments

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On 01/07/2009 at 10:25am - love - by beno - United States (Texas)

Today, I'm 65 years old, and I've been given a bottle of wine produced in the year I was born. The wine tastes foul; not a good omen. FML

#563
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On 12/21/2008 at 7:14am - misc - by Phil - Sent from mobile version

Today, my 14-year-old little sister asked me how I felt when I had my first sexual intercourse. I told her it was personal and was none of her business. She then looked at me and said "I thought it was nice". I'm 19 and I'm still a virgin. FML

#353
224 comments

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On 11/21/2008 at 2:23am - intimacy - by KoNi - Sent from mobile version



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