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B303123
  • Town/Country : Littleton, CO, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 29 April 1986 (27 years)
  • Number of visits : 2013
  • Number of comments : 1369
  • Number of FMLs : 2 confirmed out of 4 posted

About B303123 : I may be a blunt, bitchy, arrogant asshole...but in the end, I'm only saying the un-sugarcoated truth

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Today, I broke up with my psycho girlfriend of one month. She actually expected me to let her keep the vintage car that I've been rebuilding for the past two years, and when I refused, she threatened to burn my garage down with us still in it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40670) - you deserved it (3307)

On 03/30/2014 at 12:50pm - love - by starfishedasshole (man) - United States

Today, I had to turn down an offer of what seemed like some sexy time with a cute girl because my intestines were bursting with an intense desire to unleash molten lava. I rushed home to squat down, only to let out a disappointingly small piece of crud and a tiny fart. FML

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111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25974) - you deserved it (4863)

On 07/26/2012 at 1:39am - intimacy - by Jarman (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I took my first shower in weeks after having had spinal surgery. My sister flushed a toilet. I couldn't reach the nozzle or my cane to get off the shower bench, and all I could do was sit there as scalding hot water sprayed all over me. FML

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145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35114) - you deserved it (1801)

On 02/09/2012 at 12:28pm - health - by Ouchies - United States (Colorado)

Today, I finally felt well enough to take an actual shower after having surgery on my back. It took five minutes to stand up, ten minutes to get to the shower, and another ten minutes to get in. The pilot light went out in less than five minutes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18224) - you deserved it (1500)

On 01/27/2011 at 3:24pm - misc - by brrrr that's cold! - United States (Colorado)



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