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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 14 November 1984 (30 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 396
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Today, my friends thought it would be funny to slip a condom under my pillow at boot camp. The staff found out, I got bitched out for 30 minutes straight, and now I have to put a condom on the grip of any rifle I'm issued for a week. My new callsign is "Love Glove". FML


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On 06/21/2014 at 5:42pm - misc - by LoveGlove (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, it's my 21st birthday. I got a call from my deadbeat dad, who I thought had finally mellowed and had something nice to say. Nope; he just told me I'm 21 years a disappointment, then hung up. FML


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On 05/02/2014 at 2:20pm - misc - by thanks (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had to explain to my husband that it's biologically impossible for cats and dogs to cross-breed, and that his "brilliant idea" of getting ours to mate is just plain disturbing. He still doesn't believe me. FML


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