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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Azurea : I am a jerk. I don't care about your crappy day. I'll probably let you know how much of an idiot/jerk/bitch you are. Don't take it personal :)

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Today, my mom decided to give me a solid reason for not having pre-marital sex. She told me that my future husband will want me to be tight for our first time. My mom and I were on a ski lift. The ride lasted 10 more uncomfortable minutes. FML


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