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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 13 July 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
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Today, I figured I needed to go on a diet when I discovered I could make farting noises with my neck. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35387) - you deserved it (16440)

On 06/05/2014 at 12:11am - health - by fat and alone - United States (Alabama)

Today, after 2 months of my new neighbours' kids throwing rocks at our cars, constantly swearing at us, bullying my siblings in and out of school, and vandalising our property, their mother has convinced the landlord that we're the ones out of control. FML

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On 04/25/2013 at 1:56pm - misc - by neighbour hell - Norway (Vest-Agder)

Today, I had to finally come to terms with the fact that I am obese when the doctor told me that my weird smell was not an infection but mold growing between my fat rolls. FML

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On 09/26/2012 at 10:23am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada

Today, I spoke to my hormonal pregnant wife about baby names. I told her I liked the name "Tabitha", and she went into a full rage about how all letters have textures, colours and emotions and how T is an evil letter. Apparently it's orange, plastic, and a needle trying to stab her eyes out. FML

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On 07/09/2012 at 3:31am - kids - by LNamesOnly (man) - Australia

Today, I learned that you can pierce your balls. However, sitting on a thumbtack is not the best way to find this out. FML

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On 09/07/2009 at 12:57am - misc - by Ballshurt (man) - United States (Florida)



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