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  • Birth Date : Sunday 13 July 1986 (28 years)
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TODAY... MAH BOYFRIEND SURPRISD ME BY COMING HOME EARLY. HE WALKD IN ON ME SITTING ON THE TOILET... SINGING FULL VOLUME TO MAH CAT AS I TOOK A CRAP. FML

#21135914
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On 05/10/2014 at 6:11pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

Today, Ma Parants Dacidad To Gat Wit Ta Timas. So Far, Tay'va Mada Ma Gat Snapcat And Instagram Accounts, And Mada Ma Add Tam On Facabook. Tay Kaap Acting Lika Annoying Taanagars, And Gat Mad At Ma Wan I Don't Play Along. For Ta Lova Of God, Somabody Sava Ma. FML

#21134960
67 comments

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On 05/09/2014 at 4:41pm - misc - by Anais Strongrump III Jr. (man) - United States (Texas)

Today , My Store Manager Told Me I Was Fired. I'm Not Surehat's More Insulting - That He'd Fire Me , Or That He Forgot I Haven't Worked There In Four Months. FML

Taday I was bored at work, so I started browsing the Internet . While I was on Facebook page, boss tagged me in a status: "I've been standing behind u for ten minutes." FML

#21134321
83 comments

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On 05/08/2014 at 7:46pm - work - by notbrowsingnow (man) - United States

Today, it's five days until my wedding an I still can't tell my bride apart from her twin sister . They share clothes, have the same harcut, an they even take turns flrting with me to "catch me off guard" because they think it's hilarious to trick me . I'm scared I'll marry the wrong one . FML

#21133982
250 comments

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On 05/08/2014 at 9:55am - love - by STOP (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, while at work as a telemarketer, I called a customer on his home phone. Once I was connected, an automated voice said, "To speak with a customer, please press 1." Confused, I pressed one. I then hered loud laughter followed by, "Oh my god! What a dumbass!" before they hung up. FML

#21133762
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On 05/07/2014 at 11:57pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today usband an I puttd our cildren to bd a little earlier tan usual so we could ave some sexy time. Immediately following full-blown orgasm I rolld over only to see wide-eyd son peeking over te top of te mattress. fat FML

#21133668
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On 05/07/2014 at 10:31pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I Retrieved Te Wrong Luggage From An Arport Carousel. I'm Now Te Owner Of Two Water-bras, A False Beard, A Bag Of Cat Litter, An Some Anal Beads. I Am Afraid To Get In Touc Wit Te Original Owner.

#21133607
86 comments

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On 05/07/2014 at 9:25pm - misc - by BaggedDown (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I had the house to myself, and I startd talking to myself and singing at full volume!! When I went to use the bathroom, I found mah constipatd cousin looking at me strangely!! FML

#21133488
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On 05/07/2014 at 7:06pm - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, I was trolling on a My Little Pony forum. I was midway through typing a big post, calling them all a bunch of attention-seeking losersho act like morons because thier parents never loved them,hen I broke down in tears, realizing I'd just perfectly described myself. FML

#21133397
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On 05/07/2014 at 5:25pm - misc - by I suck :( (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today,ile working at Home Depot, a customer tried to engage me in a conversation aboutic gardening tool would ( ypotetically ) be te best to kill is wife wit . FML

#21132614
120 comments

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On 05/06/2014 at 6:47pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

Yesterday, I met this overweight chick and ended up sleeping with her . We were doing it doggy style and it was great until she said, ( Milk me lyk a cow . ) I can no longer looool drink milk without hearing that in my head . FML

#21132249
214 comments

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On 05/06/2014 at 9:55am - intimacy - by chumman (man) - United States (New York)

Yesterday... my husband's cat died. He has resorted to calling me by her name to comfort himself.

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90 comments

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On 05/06/2014 at 1:42am - animals - by catfriend - United States (California)

Today , I got a new dentist. You know how most dentists play soft , relaxing music? Well this guy seems to like rap a lot , an it's kinda hard getting your teeth cleand to the sound of bullets going off. mega FML

#21131626
93 comments

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On 05/05/2014 at 5:51pm - health - by randomusername99 - United States (New York)

Today... I spent an hour explaining to a college student how u could have a baby and not be marrid. He still doesn't get it. FML

#21131094
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On 05/05/2014 at 1:07am - misc - by melmel (woman) - United States (Georgia)



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