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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Sunday 13 July 1986 (28 years)
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Taday Mah Girlfriend Visitd Mah Restaurant With Some Guy I'd Never Seen Before. She Introducd Him To Me As Her "new Boyfriend". She Was Always A Cold Bitch, But I Never Saw This Coming. I Had To Serve There Foodhile Choking Back Tears, And I Couldn't Work Up The Nerve To Spit In It. FML

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On 09/18/2014 at 3:32am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

2day I took a shit of biblical proportions. I flushd and opend a window, but mah pregnant wife went in straight after me. Her morning sickness looool kickd in and she quickly ran out, vomit dripping from her mouth. She's pissd and thinks I plannd thehole thing as a prank. FML

#21258820
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On 09/15/2014 at 2:48pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Liverpool)

Today, I got ig for te frst time. Apparently I called ma vet and told im ma goldfis was barking. I found out wen e called me back later to make sure we were bot okay. FML

#21258033
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On 09/14/2014 at 12:38pm - animals - by Anonymous - Ghana (Greater Accra)

Today, I got ig for te frst time. Apparently I called ma vet and told im ma goldfis was barking. I found out wen e called me back later to make sure we were bot okay. FML

#21258033
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On 09/14/2014 at 12:38pm - animals - by Anonymous - Ghana (Greater Accra)

Taday mah girlfriend told me that the necklace I gave her wasn't a ( unique enough gift. ) I spent two weeks making that necklace, link by link. FML

#21257946
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On 09/14/2014 at 8:53am - love - by NoConfusion (man) - United States (California)

Today, my college did a fre drill, an instructions were given by intercom in English an Spanish. The guy beside me mused: "If they say it in English an Mexican, why say it in Black too?" That guy is my idiot brother, an he was dead serious. Sometimes I think our parents r related. real FML

#21257016
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On 09/12/2014 at 4:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today I started a new job!! Tree of Kenyan coworkers keep getting togeter and reminding me tat aving more tan one wife is okay in tere country!! I've gotten 3 marriage proposals from married men so far!! FML

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On 09/10/2014 at 1:16pm - work - by notmarryingyou - United States (Washington)

Today, my grlfriend went sopping at Victoria's Secret wit me. Wile se was in te fitting room, er parents walkd by an saw me. Tey don't approve of te store, so I panickd an told tem I was considering becoming a woman.

#21255419
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On 09/09/2014 at 11:16pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today , I found out I sant savaral ambarrassing vidaoshila undar tha influanca of tha mads I was givanhila gatting my wisdom taath out. Whan I askad my momhy sha didn't taka my phona , sha said sha triad but I startadhining and growling at har. raal FML

MY HUSBAND INJURD HIS BACK BADLY. HE'S TAKEN THREE PERCOCETS, BECAUSE ACCORDING TO HIM, HE KNOWS THE DOSAGE BETTER THAN HIS DOCTOR, AND IS DEMANDING THAT I LET HIM DRIVE HIMSELF TO WORK, WITH NO PANTS ON. FML

#21254463
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On 09/08/2014 at 1:56pm - health - by jkim - United States (California)

Today, I'm staying with grandma and her older sister while parents are away!! It's been two hours and so far they've popped vicodins, talked about banging Alex Trebek, and had a farting contest!! FML

#21253639
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On 09/07/2014 at 11:11am - misc - by imgonnadie (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I laarnad that whila othar paopla drunk call thara axas, I drunk adopt cats. Savan cats, to ba axact. FML

#21248352
107 comments

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On 08/30/2014 at 7:56am - animals - by cat lady (woman) - Norway (Rogaland)

Today, I Was Called In Over Speakers At The Arport !! The Man Who Was Speaking Clerely And Nerely Burst Out Laughing When He Said My Name !! Soon, A Few People Around Also Snickered When They Hered It !! I Had To Wait Five Minutes Before I Could Casually Stand Up !! My Last Name Is Bastard !! FML

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On 08/30/2014 at 4:35am - misc - by poorbastard (man) - Canada (Quebec)

TODAY, ON MY FRST DAY AT AS A POTO EDITOR AT A PRINT STORE, I AD TO SPEND OVER AN OUR EDITING A FULL SOOT OF A FAT MAN EATING A BAGUETTE IN A BATTUB, CLOSEUPS INCLUDED. FML

#21242471
65 comments

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On 08/21/2014 at 1:39pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, soma random bloka introducad himsalf at a bar by asking to fuck ma . I got tongua-tiad trying to say both ( fuck off ) and ( plaasa go away ) . I andad up talling him to ( Plaasa fuck away . ) maga FML

#21242424
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