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Azpy

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Azpy

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 7 August 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 622
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Azpy : I love running cross country and playing video games

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Azpy's favorite FMLs

Today, after doing tons of research on a wand my little brother wanted for Christmas, I finally found one on eBay for $60. After already giving my credit card info and confirming the purchase, my dad called me and told me he found the exact same one for six bucks at a local toy store. FML

#21322266
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30111) - you deserved it (6578)

On 12/22/2014 at 7:54pm - money - by trippybmth (man) - United States

Today, one of my year 9 students finished the test an hour early. He decided to spend the time by "stealthily" whacking off. His entire desk was shaking in a silent room. FML

Today, I had awful morning sickness, and I asked my husband if he'd get me a drink while I went to the bathroom. On the way back, I witnessed him spitting in the glass. FML

#20165918
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34570) - you deserved it (2760)

On 11/16/2012 at 9:00pm - love - by akiza (woman) - Japan

Today, I realized just how bad my 28-year-old husband's gamer rage is when I came home to a smashed TV. This is the second TV in three months that he's destroyed. FML

#20080513
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23216) - you deserved it (4158)

On 09/20/2012 at 8:31am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I confided to my dad that my girlfriend had dumped me for another guy. He said "good" and explained that given how overpopulated the planet is, he's actually disappointed that I'm not gay. His advice was: "just wank it off and move on". FML

#19377820
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25825) - you deserved it (2876)

On 03/30/2012 at 6:21pm - love - by sad (man) - United Kingdom (Cardiff)

Today, I actually had to have a discussion with my boyfriend about why he should shower more than once a week. FML

#7470144
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35506) - you deserved it (7419)

On 01/21/2010 at 5:47am - love - by uuuuugh (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up from a nap to hear my roommate having some intimate time with his hand. The slopping and slurping sounds along with the girly man squeal as he finished haunted me all day. FML

#3646272
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63002) - you deserved it (4140)

On 07/10/2009 at 5:59pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Iraq (Arbil)



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