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Today, after doing tons of research on a wand my little brother wanted for Christmas, I finally found one on eBay for $60. After already giving my credit card info and confirming the purchase, my dad called me and told me he found the exact same one for six bucks at a local toy store. FML
by trippybmth / 12/22/2014 at 7:54pm / United States / Money
by salmone / 05/15/2014 at 9:03pm / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/20/2012 at 8:31am / United States / Geek
Today, I confided to my dad that my girlfriend had dumped me for another guy. He said "good" and explained that given how overpopulated the planet is, he's actually disappointed that I'm not gay. His advice was: "just wank it off and move on". FML
by sad / 03/30/2012 at 6:21pm / United Kingdom (Cardiff) / Love
by uuuuugh / 01/21/2010 at 5:47am / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 07/10/2009 at 5:59pm / Iraq (Arbil) / Intimacy
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