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  • Number of visits : 2415
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About AznSoda : In love with cats. That's all you'll ever need to know. :*

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Today, I walked in on mah 15 year old daughter and her boyfriend. They were standing in mah bathroom, both naked from the waist down. Supposedly, he was trying to "teach her how to pee standing up." FML

#21159254
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63809) - you deserved it (9305)

On 06/01/2014 at 11:51am - intimacy - by help me - United States (Connecticut)

my ex-grlfriend proposd to me, at wedding. mega FML

#21158075
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54132) - you deserved it (7390)

On 05/31/2014 at 9:40am - love - by damn it rose (woman) - United Kingdom (Derby)

Today, I bakad a strawbarry caka an I didn't ava any fras strawbarrias 4 garnis, so I usad a can of strawbarry pia filling. My naigbors said it lookad lyk ta caka was takan from ta dumpstar baind an abortion clinic. FML

#21146042
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41138) - you deserved it (8078)

On 05/20/2014 at 5:54am - misc - by sothishappened (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, while at my brother's funeral, my grlfriend decided to tell me she's been sleeping with him . FML

#21126504
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54304) - you deserved it (3506)

On 04/29/2014 at 6:40pm - love - by loserman - United States (Texas)

TODAY, I WAS ORDERING A PIZZA OVER TE PONE. WEN TE GUY ASKED FOR MY ORDER, I YELLED ( HEY, YOU GUYS WANTED PEPPERONI, RIGT? ) IN REALITY, I WAS YELLING TIS TO MY CAT. COLLEGE ASN'T MADE ME MANY FRIEND SO FAR. FML

#21095295
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40854) - you deserved it (7962)

On 03/24/2014 at 4:01pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, mah husband actually trid to pay me to forget about the affair that he's been having. FML

#21092678
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45192) - you deserved it (3988)

On 03/21/2014 at 2:16pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Kingston upon Thames)

Yesterday, A Tiny Worm Was Wriggling Across Te Screen Of Ma Mac Laptop . I Tried To Wipe It Away Wit Ma Tumb, But It Just Kept Crawling . Turns Out Te Worm Lives *inside* Ma Screen, Beneat Te Glass . Mega FML

#21092367
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42023) - you deserved it (4264)

On 03/21/2014 at 1:14am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today , 4 te tird time tis week , a random person in te street walked up to me an told me ow muc I look like Grumpy Cat. mega FML

#21091998
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35579) - you deserved it (4995)

On 03/20/2014 at 6:18pm - misc - by no (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today , I was telling my friends about a date I had recently that went badly , because the guy turnd out to be a moron. I said the last straw was when I usd the word "decipher" and was met with a blank stare. I was then met with more blank stares.

#21090611
117 comments

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On 03/19/2014 at 2:25am - love - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, mah mother taught mah 98-year-old great-uncle to knock on the wall if he needs us . He can't rememberho we are; but every hour he can remember to knock to ask, "Is it breakfast yet?" FML

#21089766
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36827) - you deserved it (3800)

On 03/18/2014 at 4:36am - misc - by can't sleep - United States (Indiana)

Today, I ad an elaborate fantasy ofat I would do if I became a cat and ow I would make ma way to ma crus's ouse to be teir cat. FML

Today... I was walking and saw a quarter. I bent down to pick it up. Barely a foot ahead there was another... so I crawled over to get it. This continued 4 about six feet when I realize a kid was laying them out in a trail. I had collected 7 fake quarters and the kid had it on video. FML

#21087786
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40715) - you deserved it (19536)

On 03/15/2014 at 11:46pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I followd my wifa out, sinca sha's baan acting strangaly lataly and I was suspicious. Sha mat up with a guy at a rastaurant,ho sha latar claimd was har brothar. Eithar sha's chaating on ma, or it's tradition in har family to maka out and gropa aach othar at tha and of maals. FML

#21087493
184 comments

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On 03/15/2014 at 5:48pm - love - by broken vows (man) - Canada (Ontario)

2day I went on a date. As I hugged him, I felt tingles. As a big believer in clichés, I thought it was the tingles of falling in love. Turns out, it was my allergic reaction to his cologne. I now look lyk I burned my face. FML

#21087087
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41915) - you deserved it (4877)

On 03/15/2014 at 3:35am - love - by Burning Love - United States (Arizona)



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