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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML
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On 08/30/2011 at 11:17pm - intimacy - by Annie (woman) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I work by myself at a retail store and I was bored so I called my boyfriend. I woke him up and he was feeling frisky, and as things were getting heated I started to moan and say dirty things. Until the entire rack of clothes fell over and revealed my boss hiding. He had a boner. FML
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On 08/23/2011 at 12:18pm - intimacy - by MissCan'tKeepAJob - United States (Texas)
Today, a hooker refused my custom. According to her, "Even whores have standards." FML
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On 08/22/2011 at 3:35pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)
Today, it was my birthday, and my kids gave me my car keys I had "lost" a week ago. FML
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On 08/22/2011 at 12:46pm - kids - by rene - United States (Texas)
Today, I watched my neighbor bring his dogs into my yard to let them empty their piss-pipes and poop-chutes. He does this twice a day. I put a "cut it out" sign up. His dogs peed on the sign and knocked it down. My lawn is a landmine of dog logs and I don't know what to do, besides installing actual landmines. FML
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On 08/22/2011 at 10:57am - animals - by rearwindow - United States (Arkansas)
Today, my beloved pet chicken ran away from home. I got so distraught that my dad offered to buy me dinner. Specifically, KFC. FML
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On 08/21/2011 at 2:23pm - animals - by xXangelaXx - United States
Today, my beloved pet chicken ran away from home. I got so distraught that my dad offered to buy me dinner. Specifically, KFC. FML
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On 08/21/2011 at 2:23pm - animals - by xXangelaXx - United States
Today, my beloved pet chicken ran away from home. I got so distraught that my dad offered to buy me dinner. Specifically, KFC. FML
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On 08/21/2011 at 2:23pm - animals - by xXangelaXx - United States
Today, over a year on from my parents telling me my dog had died, I went to the shelter to volunteer, and saw my old dog. FML
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On 08/21/2011 at 1:51am - animals - by Dogless - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, a stripper came into my work to get some posters copied. She asked if she could pay in small bills. I just touched $50 that have probably rubbed up against a stripper's twat. FML
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On 08/20/2011 at 2:26pm - work - by ChePow (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I told my dad I was going to the gym. He stood up and clapped. FML
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On 08/18/2011 at 8:59pm - health - by kaitylait (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)
Today, I had a cop pull me over because he claimed that he saw me taking a bunch of colorful pills at the previous stop sign. I was eating skittles. FML
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On 08/17/2011 at 5:50pm - misc - by candymansvan17 - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, I came home to find a window broken and my neighbours searching inside my house. Apparently, they'd heard a small child asking for help inside my house. I recently taught my dog to "talk." FML
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On 08/15/2011 at 2:23am - animals - by Mumbling Mutt101 (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, the guy of my dreams told me he liked me and leaned in to kiss me. Just as our lips touched, I ripped a big ass fart. FML
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On 08/13/2011 at 12:06am - love - by sydneybourgeois - United States (Texas)
Today, I decided to prank my boyfriend by putting a pair of panties in his coat pocket. I stormed in and confronted him with the "evidence". I guess the prank worked; he broke down and confessed to cheating on me. FML
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Monday 17 June 2013
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