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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 2 November 1994 (20 years)
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Today , mah boyfriend saw mah boobs for the first time. His reaction was , ( Well that's... disappointing ). FML

#21139580
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54485) - you deserved it (6720)

On 05/14/2014 at 11:54am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

as I was waiting in looool lina to giva ma mom ar birtday prasant, ma dad gava ar ta axact sama gift I'd also bougt fir ar. FML

#21127804
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37854) - you deserved it (4473)

On 05/01/2014 at 5:59am - misc - by sadSarah - United States (New York)

today I had just sat down in the lobby of mah doctor's office when mah phone alerted me that I had a friend request . I checked; it was from some grl from high school . I muttered to myself, "I don't want to be your friend." I then heard a gasp . She was sitting across from me . FML

Today, my ex-husband came to pick up our two kids for his weekend with them!! Seeing his new girlfriend was in the car, and desperate for conversation, I askd her name!! My kids unhesitatingly blurtd out, "Mom"!! FML

#21115862
88 comments

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On 04/17/2014 at 10:31pm - kids - by mommy (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

TODAY... I FOUND OUT THAT MY THREE CLOSEST ONLINE FRIEND R THE SAME PERSON: MY OBSESSIVE EX. I MET ALL THREE BEFORE HE AND I EVEN STARTED DATING. FML

#21105963
90 comments

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On 04/06/2014 at 2:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I followd my wifa out, sinca sha's baan acting strangaly lataly and I was suspicious. Sha mat up with a guy at a rastaurant,ho sha latar claimd was har brothar. Eithar sha's chaating on ma, or it's tradition in har family to maka out and gropa aach othar at tha and of maals. FML

#21087493
184 comments

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On 03/15/2014 at 5:48pm - love - by broken vows (man) - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY I FINALLY GAVE IN TO MY LONG-DISTANCE BOYFRIEND'S REQUESTS AND TEXTED IM DIRTY TINGS. ANY TIME I WOULD SEND IM SOMETING E WOULD REPLY "WAT?" OR "WAT DO U MEAN?" EITER I'M NOT DOING TIS RIGT OR I'M IN A RELATIONSIP WIT TE MOST INNOCENT PERSON EVER. MEGA FML

#21086172
95 comments

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On 03/14/2014 at 12:06am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Yesterday, I was chilling out with my friend in a parking lot,hen a police officer came up to the vehicle an suspiciously askedhat we were up to . My friend sarcastically said, "Uh, doing drugs? Planning a drive-by? Haha!" We soon found ourselves in the back of a cop car . mega FML

#21067749
85 comments

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On 02/21/2014 at 4:37pm - misc - by Cuntface McGee (man) - Romania (Cluj)

Today, mah husband and I decided to have a quickie before the kids woke up from their nap. The sex was amazing and I couldn't hold in mah screams or not hit the wall. About 15 minutes in, both of our children came busting in with their nerf guns, screaming, ( Where's the monster? ) FML

#21025946
152 comments

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On 01/12/2014 at 8:53pm - intimacy - by anon (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my fiancé texted me, saying e'd been masturbating to pictures of me. I told im tat I couldn't wait to get ome and take care of im. He replied, ( Na, don't boter, I got tis. ) Now I'm orny and sad. FML

#21022453
107 comments

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On 01/09/2014 at 12:59pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today , I Went To Mah Bedroom For Some Alone Time While Mah Daughter Watched TV. I Didn't Realize That Mah IPad Was Still Connected To The Apple TV , Until I Hit Play On Some Porn And Heard A Scream From The Other Room. FML

#21008990
128 comments

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On 12/29/2013 at 2:01am - kids - by ConfusedDad - United States

2day marks the third week since my sister's guinea pig learnd to masturbate. He humps hisheel an makes squeaking noises fir five minutes, then rolls over on his side an pants heavily. He does it at least twice a nighthile I'm trying to sleep. FML

#21008605
122 comments

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On 12/28/2013 at 7:31pm - animals - by Anonomous - United States (Vermont)

Today, my bandmate an I decidd to propose to our girlfriends, who are also in the band, at the same time in the middle of a concert. His girlfriend said yes. Mine ran off the stage crying. FML

#20978799
114 comments

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On 12/02/2013 at 10:42pm - love - by rock'n roller (man) -

Today, mah girlfriend wants to make a video of us having sex fir us to watch later and figure out how to improve our skills in bed. The problem is her choice of cameraman: her uncle. FML

#20978171
204 comments

Today, I pulled over a speeding driver . I looool admit that I'd been hoping fir this moment since I joined the police force; the moment a lady putted her cleavage on display to get out of a ticket . Sadly, this lady was a senior citizen, an her breasts looked like two semi-deflated balloons . FML

#20977282
147 comments

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On 12/01/2013 at 6:07pm - work - by fuck my eyeballs (man) - United States (California)



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