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AznLuvsMusic

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2517
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About AznLuvsMusic : 17 and Asian. I got a 99% on my math test. The struggle is real.

AznLuvsMusic's page activity

Visits<b>Soninuva</b> - the 07/31/2015 at 1:02am<b>Kongluring</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 8:41am<b>NicCageiscool</b> - the 07/08/2015 at 1:04pm<b>weirdncrazy</b> - the 07/07/2015 at 10:33pm<b>copperchinchilla</b> - the 07/06/2015 at 3:28pm<b>Azail</b> - the 07/06/2015 at 11:17am<b>JoelsLastNight</b> - the 06/03/2015 at 12:41am<b>madnessking</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 8:02pm<b>nicolemf4</b> - the 03/31/2015 at 12:49am<b>lungjiao</b> - the 03/25/2015 at 1:11am<b>EmperorChowilio</b> - the 03/20/2015 at 3:53am<b>wtffml1979</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 8:36pm<b>__kassie__</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 6:08pm<b>allred1997</b> - the 03/17/2015 at 11:15am<b>Zaketh2112</b> - the 03/16/2015 at 6:46pm<b>steve1122</b> - the 03/16/2015 at 3:23pm<b>Unlovable_Me</b> - the 03/16/2015 at 10:28am<b>MortenM</b> - the 03/16/2015 at 8:08am

Fucked!<b>madnessking</b> - the 04/04/2015 at 2:03am<b>Mc_Knapkins</b> - the 03/14/2015 at 3:22pm<b>robertd73</b> - the 03/14/2015 at 6:36am<b>Mornai</b> - the 03/14/2015 at 3:23am<b>TheReaper1223</b> - the 03/14/2015 at 1:43am<b>_kyleG_</b> - the 03/14/2015 at 12:57am

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AznLuvsMusic's favorite FMLs

Today, on my daughter's 9th birthday, I have to let her know that her dog died in his sleep overnight. Happy birthday. FML

Today, a homeless man asked me for some change. Not having any cash, I gave him a gift card for the restaurant I work at. When I got home I realized I gave him my credit card. FML

Today, my period started again. I just finished a 17-day period 3 days ago. FML

#21459211
244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27756) - you deserved it (1780)

On 08/22/2015 at 6:47am - health - by period pains - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

Today, I screamed like a little girl and scrambled to climb atop the toilet seat when I saw a cockroach running around our bathroom. My 5-year-old nephew came in, slapped it to death and said not to be scared, because he'll always protect me. FML

#21458825
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23726) - you deserved it (6113)

On 08/21/2015 at 11:25am - kids - by MyBallsForSaleOnEbay (man) - Malta

Today, I took my daughter to the zoo, because she loves tigers. Correction: she used to love tigers, until one sprayed urine on her from a distance of four meters. FML

#21458732
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21367) - you deserved it (5041)

On 08/21/2015 at 1:55am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my boss bitched me out for violating workplace privacy, after he found an FML post from last year that eerily resembled a situation that happened the same year. He thought I posted it and twisted things to make him look like an idiot. I've never posted here in my life. FML

#21458477
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25149) - you deserved it (2315)

On 08/20/2015 at 1:48pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Fife)

Today, I was attacked by a duck. I thought I was higher on the food chain than that. FML

Today, at my grandmother's funeral, my senile grandfather kept asking me "Where's granny? I've been looking for her, but I can't find her." FML

#21455960
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30956) - you deserved it (1371)

On 08/14/2015 at 11:08am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Denmark

Today, my boyfriend asked me to start using a period tracker app so I can tell him which week of each month he needs to "stay the hell away" from me. FML

#21455940
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20968) - you deserved it (3392)

On 08/14/2015 at 9:19am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

Today, I got all excited because I thought my crush was flirting with me, when in actuality she was taking advantage of me liking her so she and her friends could make fun of my speech impediment. FML

#21454921
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32629) - you deserved it (1697)

On 08/11/2015 at 8:00pm - misc - by SY5623 - United Kingdom (Edinburgh, City of)

Today, I found my daughter sobbing and trying to stick a wad of gauze to her vagina. She was having her first period. FML

#21453304
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23497) - you deserved it (9931)

On 08/07/2015 at 10:16pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I went to the restaurant where my date and I were supposed to meet. After half an hour he still hadn't arrived, so I texted him. He replied with a half-hearted apology and said he couldn't come because his cat had fallen asleep on his lap and he didn't want to wake it. FML

#21450259
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27867) - you deserved it (2626)

On 08/01/2015 at 12:10am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my girlfriend asked me to get her a pregnancy test. After using it, we couldn't find how to tell if she was or wasn't pregnant. After about 10 minutes of waiting, Google searching, and tension, I realized I had bought an ovulation test. FML

#21446911
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12301) - you deserved it (20840)

On 07/25/2015 at 6:10am - misc - by Mmm - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend gave me serious shit because I couldn't name 10 Pokémon. He said he even considered dumping me. Glad to know he has his priorities straight. FML

Today, I got fired, apparently for being racist to black people. When I told my boyfriend, he couldn't stop laughing. He's black. FML

#21442166
0 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31518) - you deserved it (3069)

On 07/15/2015 at 6:02pm - misc - by Razz - Australia (Victoria)



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