About AznLuvsMusic : 18 and Asian. I got a 99% on my math test. The struggle is real.
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by Gas-pingForAir / 09/19/2016 at 4:59am / United States (Missouri) / Love
Today, I was at work and I needed to pee. In my haste, I forgot to lock the door. A coworker walked in on me and I bolted up mid-stream to slam the door back shut. I had pee down my leg and pee squishing in my shoes for the rest of the day. I can still remember his tone of voice, yelling, "Sorry"! FML
by Pisspants / 09/17/2016 at 12:39am / Canada (Alberta) / Work
by bigbaby / 09/16/2016 at 3:06am / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
by Randomspaghetti / 09/15/2016 at 5:11pm / United States (Utah) / Miscellaneous
Today, after a few days of getting what seemed like an odd, scattered rash every time I showered, I finally figured out the problem. It turns out I wasn't just allergic to all the different soap I tried. Apparently a family of very angry spiders have decided to make my loofah their new home. FML
by Peter Parker / 08/30/2016 at 7:19pm / United States (California) / Health
by crazycatlady / 08/24/2016 at 5:43am / United States (Massachusetts) / Animals
Today, my religious dad caught my brother jerking off and decided to give us both a lecture about it. My brother ended up saying "If god doesn't want me to jerk off, how come he made my knob the perfect shape to fit in my hand?" I burst out laughing and now we're both grounded. FML
Today, I finally addressed why my boyfriend started calling me "love bug" since we haven't used pet names in the entirety of our 2 year relationship. His response? "because I love you but you bug the shit out of me. It seemed appropriate." FML
by Jaided_Genetics / 08/17/2016 at 12:20am / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by TheHeirofTime / 08/15/2016 at 11:11am / United States (Massachusetts) / Health
Today, I was, once again, yelled at by multiple tourists because I don't speak their language, even though they could neither speak English or Norwegian. They also yelled at me for not accepting Euros. Norway is not a part of the European Union. FML
by hemiol / 08/09/2016 at 7:05pm / Norway / Work
Today, my uncle asked me to act as a bodyguard in a video he was making. I put on the shades and suit while he was saying his message to the camera. I was laughing so hard internally that I ended up farting so loud throughout the entire video. We had to shoot the video five times. FML
by Anonymous / 08/09/2016 at 4:58pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by nullpointer / 08/03/2016 at 12:38am / United States (California) / Animals
by Yocherrypicker / 07/28/2016 at 9:04pm / Miscellaneous
by BodyElectric / 07/26/2016 at 1:06am / Animals
Today, my friend and I were brushing our teeth, standing side by side. We both have a sympathy gag reflex. He brushed his tongue and gagged, which caused me to gag. So we had a never ending gag-fest until we both began throwing up and couldn't stop until one of us could manage to hold it in. FML
by StateOfEuphoria / 07/24/2016 at 6:52pm / United States (Mississippi) / Health
- Today, after making out with my boyfriend for the first time, it took me an hour to convince him he… Today, I was enjoying my last day of Spring Break in Panama City. I got up to dance on the stage at… Today, I walked into the room naked while my wife was on the computer to surprise her. She smiled,…