About AznLuvsMusic : 18 and Asian. I got a 99% on my math test. The struggle is real.
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by Yocherrypicker / 07/28/2016 at 9:04pm / Miscellaneous
by BodyElectric / 07/26/2016 at 1:06am / Animals
Today, my friend and I were brushing our teeth, standing side by side. We both have a sympathy gag reflex. He brushed his tongue and gagged, which caused me to gag. So we had a never ending gag-fest until we both began throwing up and couldn't stop until one of us could manage to hold it in. FML
by StateOfEuphoria / 07/24/2016 at 6:52pm / United States (Mississippi) / Health
by SkyrimGamerMoM / 07/14/2016 at 3:49pm / United States (North Dakota) / Geek
Today, my mom called me for dinner by saying, "We're going to eat Steph! I mean we're going to eat COMMA Steph! We're not going to eat you! Ha ha!" She thinks this joke is hilarious and has been doing it to both my dad and me every night since early June. FML
by Anonymous / 07/11/2016 at 5:02pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by please don't get the succ / 06/29/2016 at 2:21pm / United States (California) / Work
by Lua / 06/28/2016 at 1:09pm / France (Picardie) / Animals
Today, I went into my kitchen after placing a line of salt across the floor in front of the back door the night before to ward off slugs that keep getting in, only to find 12 idiotic slugs dead and shrivelled up, leaving a horrible gooey mess. I don't know why I expected any intelligence from them. FML
by Spongebob Garypants / 05/25/2016 at 10:05pm / United Kingdom (Manchester) / Animals
by Kaibel / 05/21/2016 at 5:39pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I took my AP US History exam. For some reason, my school let the school nurse proctor the exam. She read the instructions for the wrong test and told us to seal up our tests, despite having another section left in that book. She wouldn't listen to us when we tried to tell her. FML
by soccerswim20 / 05/18/2016 at 8:46pm / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous
Today, my 4 year-old grand-daughter let her pet rabbit loose in the yard, while my 2 year-old grandson was trying to climb on a chair, then a table. I had to choose between catching the rabbit before it ran under the fence, or saving my grandson from falling on the concrete terrace. FML
by arianelagolden / 05/05/2016 at 2:07pm / Belgium (Brabant Wallon) / Animals
Today, I met my birth father for the first time. The first thing he told me was that if I ever get arrested, I should give him a call so his guys on the inside can look after me. I don't think there's going to be a second meeting. FML
by Anonymous / 04/29/2016 at 7:22pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by dvddtraveller / 04/22/2016 at 5:25pm / United States (California) / Love
by anonymous / 04/19/2016 at 11:09pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous