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Today, I was let go from work because they need "younger people". I'm 19 and I work at a flower market. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37981) - you deserved it (2578)

On 02/21/2014 at 2:02am - work - by Anonymous -

Today, I told my husband how frisky I was feeling, and asked him what he was going to do about it. He reached into our fruit bowl, tossed me a banana and told me to work it out, then returned to his video game. FML

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On 02/15/2014 at 5:44pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was closing the deal on this beautiful $200k ranch in the country. The buyer soon pulls up and we get to discussing the contract terms, soon the buyer asks the seller," Wow why is this house going so cheap?" The seller replies,"Do you believe in ghosts?" There goes my $8,000 commission. FML

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On 04/24/2009 at 2:27am - misc - by dontaskdonttell (man) - United States (Tennessee)



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