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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 9 October 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1148
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Ayezed's favorite FMLs

Today, hours after being turned down for sex, I woke up to my boyfriend sitting at the computer, jacking off to a picture of my deceased mom. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51984) - you deserved it (4390)

On 02/07/2015 at 6:51am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I excitedly told my mom that I'm pregnant with my second child. She shot back, "You know what's a REAL achievement? Jacking your dad off in church last week without anyone noticing. Aim higher." I really didn't need to know that. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43254) - you deserved it (3972)

On 11/08/2014 at 6:02pm - kids - by jennabee97 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, the man I have been in love with for years came to me with a beautiful ring and a heartfelt proposal. Too bad it ended with an eager, "So do you think he'll say yes?" FML

Today, I went on a date with an extremely cute girl. About 30 minutes in, she excused herself to the restroom. I waited for about 20 minutes, then I got up and left. About 10 minutes later, she called asking where I was. FML

Today, I went to my weekly AA meeting. It was a huge crowd and I was the guest speaker. Not 5 minutes into my speech, I was booed off stage and banned from further attendance because I accidentally wore a Jack Daniel's shirt. FML


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On 07/22/2014 at 7:20pm - health - by dypshyyt - United States (Florida)

Today, I had to bite the bullet and finally buy maternity pants. Problem is, I'm not pregnant and I'm a 25-year-old man. FML


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On 06/25/2014 at 8:19pm - health - by Roy Lawson - United States (California)

Today, three different strangers stopped me on the street and asked if I was Brad Pitt. Either there's some kind of conspiracy going on, or I'm the world's ugliest woman. FML


I agree, your life sucks (54055) - you deserved it (5299)

On 05/12/2014 at 10:38am - misc - by Lookalike (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, my grandma's new dildo arrived in the mail. We buried her yesterday. FML


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On 06/17/2013 at 12:43pm - intimacy - by hinting (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was getting ready, when I heard my dad in the shower. He was singing along to the song "The Wheel in the Sky" by Journey. Except he'd changed the lyrics and was singing, "The dick on this guy needs a rubbin'." It turns out my mom was in the shower with him. FML


I agree, your life sucks (65701) - you deserved it (5346)

On 05/01/2013 at 12:13pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found Jesus. The bad news, he was in the form of a concrete statue falling on my car. FML


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On 11/22/2011 at 12:18pm - misc - by religionbites621 - United States (Tennessee)

Today, in front of family and friends, as I got down on one knee, my girlfriend fainted. Her father, a lawyer, rushed over and said, "Anything she says for the next 72 hours is not legally binding" and whisked her away. FML


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On 07/17/2011 at 8:34am - love - by bigjohn106 - United States (Maryland)

Today, I went on a date with a great vegan guy in my class. We went to a vegi-restaurant, I dutifully ate all the meatless dishes, but he seemed pissed about something, and other diners kept giving me angry looks. After we left, I realised I'd worn my leather jacket to the date. FML


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On 02/25/2010 at 4:42am - love - by OmniVore (man) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, my sister came over for a visit. I was going to surprise her with the news that I had spontaneously gotten a cat. The first thing she told me when she came in was that she ran over my neighbor's cat. None of my neighbors have cats. FML


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On 08/27/2009 at 4:13am - animals - by catlady5569 (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, while working as a cashier, I was ringing up an elderly woman's massaging shower head, when she said, "If I had a man like you, I wouldn't need this." She then gave me her number. FML


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On 07/05/2009 at 8:11am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

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