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  • Birth Date : Monday 2 May 1988 (27 years)
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  • Number of visits : 799
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Axiarus : Give me liberty. Exploration of other options will be vigorously discouraged.

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Today, in break from tradition, I proposed to my boyfriend. We were at a Japanese Pagoda. Water was trickling everywhere; the moment was perfect. While I was on my knee, after pouring my heart out, he looked wistfully out over the water and said, "So, I was thinking pizza tonight." FML


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On 11/22/2012 at 11:13am - love - by but I tried anal and everything (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I was re-watching my wedding video. As I was walking down the aisle, you could hear my grandfather mutter "Here comes the bride, all fat and wide." FML


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On 03/10/2012 at 9:20am - love - by Anonymous - United States (New Mexico)

Today, while looking in the mirror at my full-blown grease-spewing acne-riddled face, my father came up behind me and said, "Don't worry son, I had acne like that when I was your age". I replied, "No you didn't", and his immediate response while laughing was, "No, I didn't." FML


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