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Axelo

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 11 March 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 79
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Axelo : I'm in that saga in my life in which you are given many options to decide how you want to live the rest of your life and well... Near being 18 I'm pretty frustrated p: all I want after finishing high school is a good paying job that I love, and lots of free time to spend with my girlfriend ☻ I know it might be too much to ask but... Nothing is ever impossible, just gotta make that reality happen

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Today, my girlfriend and I were going at it doggy style, really fast, when she started laughing. I asked her what was so amusing and she giggled, "I can't feel anything in there." FML

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On 07/28/2013 at 8:46pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by creating an account on Runescape; his favorite game. After finding him in-game, I started talking to him, not revealing who I was. After a while, I asked him if he had a girlfriend. He promptly said no and asked me for nude pics. FML

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335 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51363) - you deserved it (13548)

On 02/09/2011 at 2:22pm - love - by Samyett (woman) - United States

Today, I met a girl who's the whole package: brains, beauty, shared interests, great personality, single, and into me. Too bad I married my bitchy, depressive high school girlfriend who said she'd kill herself if I didn't. Sometimes, she still tells me she'll do it if we divorce. I believe her. FML

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284 comments

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On 12/09/2009 at 8:27am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I told my boyfriend I was really horny. He then gave me the link to his favorite "porn". He said I should do it for him. It was a youtube video of some girl making a sandwich. FML

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On 07/27/2009 at 1:06am - intimacy - by fmysexlife (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)



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