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Axelo

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 11 March 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 131
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Axelo : I'm in that saga in my life in which you are given many options to decide how you want to live the rest of your life and well... Near being 18 I'm pretty frustrated p: all I want after finishing high school is a good paying job that I love, and lots of free time to spend with my girlfriend ☻ I know it might be too much to ask but... Nothing is ever impossible, just gotta make that reality happen

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Axelo's favorite FMLs

Today, I confronted my girlfriend after catching her cheating on me. After she finished crying, she had the brass balls to say she'd understand if I needed a couple of weeks to forgive her, and asked me for bus fare so she could go tell the other guy they could only be friends now. FML

#21280490
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37516) - you deserved it (3046)

On 10/18/2014 at 2:44pm - love - by yee-whore (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I found out via a voicemail from my boss that my hours are being cut. He said, "They said I can't fire you, so you'll only be getting 20 hours a week. Starting today." Who'd they give my other 20 hours to? The one person that calls off sick almost daily and is never on time. FML

#21273773
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30775) - you deserved it (2268)

On 10/08/2014 at 8:30pm - work - by xRyu (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my girlfriend and I were going at it doggy style, really fast, when she started laughing. I asked her what was so amusing and she giggled, "I can't feel anything in there." FML

#20808604
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60285) - you deserved it (8965)

On 07/28/2013 at 8:46pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML

#15627116
290 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46859) - you deserved it (13881)

On 04/03/2011 at 9:46pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by creating an account on Runescape; his favorite game. After finding him in-game, I started talking to him, not revealing who I was. After a while, I asked him if he had a girlfriend. He promptly said no and asked me for nude pics. FML

#14909703
336 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51449) - you deserved it (13562)

On 02/09/2011 at 2:22pm - love - by Samyett (woman) - United States

Today, I met a girl who's the whole package: brains, beauty, shared interests, great personality, single, and into me. Too bad I married my bitchy, depressive high school girlfriend who said she'd kill herself if I didn't. Sometimes, she still tells me she'll do it if we divorce. I believe her. FML

#6677904
285 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44753) - you deserved it (21385)

On 12/09/2009 at 8:27am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my friends and I decided to compare dick sizes one by one. I was last and I was the smallest. I was also the only Asian amongst my friends. They now call me "the stereotype". FML

#4157667
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41022) - you deserved it (26515)

On 07/30/2009 at 10:21am - intimacy - by verysadasian (man) - United States (Virginia) - moderated by the Jackass crew

Today, I told my boyfriend I was really horny. He then gave me the link to his favorite "porn". He said I should do it for him. It was a youtube video of some girl making a sandwich. FML

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0 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52171) - you deserved it (14232)

On 07/27/2009 at 1:06am - intimacy - by fmysexlife (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)



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