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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 23 January 1995 (20 years)
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Axelerate's favorite FMLs

Today, I was at a family gathering with my boyfriend. Jokingly, my grandmother swatted my butt to get me to move. Out of habit, I moaned quite loudly. FML


I agree, your life sucks (17433) - you deserved it (29816)

On 02/19/2015 at 12:45am - intimacy - by heymacie (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my roommate let out a blood-curdling scream in the bathroom. I ran in to see what was going on, only to find her sitting on the toilet, topless. Turned out she'd tried to pierce her own tit using a clothespin and a needle. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32820) - you deserved it (2695)

On 02/15/2015 at 12:57pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark

Today, I gambled on a fart and lost. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23543) - you deserved it (15087)

On 01/15/2015 at 8:08pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my boyfriend told my four-year-old sister that "fatass" means "beautiful lady." I didn't know about this until I took my sister shopping with me. The woman at the till said she was adorable; my sister replied, "Thanks, fatass." FML


I agree, your life sucks (31359) - you deserved it (2617)

On 10/31/2014 at 6:55am - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Rhondda Cynon Taff)

Today, I got a round of applause. Too bad it was from my thighs as I went down the stairs. FML

Today, about 10 minutes into my first jog in months, someone in a car started following me, yelling stuff like "Oh my god, it's Shamu!" and "Run faster, fatty!" I ended up breaking down in tears before he finally sped off, roaring with laughter. FML


I agree, your life sucks (54963) - you deserved it (4665)

On 03/18/2014 at 3:44pm - health - by see you next cunt (woman) - United States

Today, my car window got smashed, because someone somehow confused the doll my daughter always leaves strapped into a carseat for an actual kid. It's a cabbage patch kid. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46602) - you deserved it (3671)

On 09/04/2013 at 2:10pm - kids - by mother to an ugly doll - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I had to use a dictionary before I realized I was being flirted with. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26291) - you deserved it (11115)

On 02/14/2013 at 6:01am - love - by lex - United States

Today, I was hanging out with my brother and his friends. While we were walking to the store, there was a loud snap. Everyone jumped. My bra had snapped, and I had to hold back tears of pain and pretend I was just as confused as they were, while they searched for the source of the sound. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24328) - you deserved it (2485)

On 08/15/2012 at 7:58pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, while I was getting intimate with my husband, he moaned someone else's name. He actually tried to explain himself by saying that he'd had a "divine encounter," and while "possessed by the Lord," he'd been told the name of our future daughter. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35497) - you deserved it (2580)

On 08/05/2012 at 1:45pm - intimacy - by lils (woman) - United States

Today, while running in the park, I noticed some ducks in a pond. I stopped to look at them and began quacking at them, to see if they would react. This would have been OK had I not been wearing ear-buds, blasting music, making me unable to realize just how loud I was quacking. With people all around. FML


I agree, your life sucks (7621) - you deserved it (32016)

On 04/11/2012 at 11:39am - animals - by Quackers (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my husband and I got into an argument. I tried to assault him with a laptop. He yelled, "Don't hit me with the computer." My apartment neighbor yelled through the wall, "Do what you gotta do, girl." FML


I agree, your life sucks (15082) - you deserved it (40136)

On 12/05/2011 at 9:31pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got kicked in the crotch. It popped my cherry. I lost my virginity to a shoe. FML


I agree, your life sucks (56460) - you deserved it (5575)

On 09/19/2011 at 10:39am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, in front of family and friends, as I got down on one knee, my girlfriend fainted. Her father, a lawyer, rushed over and said, "Anything she says for the next 72 hours is not legally binding" and whisked her away. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39712) - you deserved it (2815)

On 07/17/2011 at 8:34am - love - by bigjohn106 - United States (Maryland)

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