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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 23 January 1995 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1197
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  • Number of FMLs : 2 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Axelerate's favorite FMLs

Today, I lost my virginity. The most memorable aspect of it wasn't the fact that my boyfriend finished after two thrusts, but rather the fact that he first said, "The pilot has entered the cockpit." FML


I agree, your life sucks (25808) - you deserved it (2784)

On 07/18/2015 at 7:09am - intimacy - by henhouse - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my husband was involved in a horrible series of accidents; he repeatedly slipped and fell into my best friend's vagina. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45889) - you deserved it (3349)

On 03/28/2015 at 5:20am - intimacy - by soontobewidow (woman) - Turkey (Istanbul)

Today, I was at a family gathering with my boyfriend. Jokingly, my grandmother swatted my butt to get me to move. Out of habit, I moaned quite loudly. FML


I agree, your life sucks (246) - you deserved it (31941)

On 02/19/2015 at 12:45am - intimacy - by heymacie (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my roommate let out a blood-curdling scream in the bathroom. I ran in to see what was going on, only to find her sitting on the toilet, topless. Turned out she'd tried to pierce her own tit using a clothespin and a needle. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33740) - you deserved it (2811)

On 02/15/2015 at 12:57pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark

Today, I gambled on a fart and lost. FML


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On 01/15/2015 at 8:08pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my boyfriend told my four-year-old sister that "fatass" means "beautiful lady." I didn't know about this until I took my sister shopping with me. The woman at the till said she was adorable; my sister replied, "Thanks, fatass." FML


I agree, your life sucks (31493) - you deserved it (2628)

On 10/31/2014 at 6:55am - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Rhondda Cynon Taff)

Today, I got a round of applause. Too bad it was from my thighs as I went down the stairs. FML

Today, about 10 minutes into my first jog in months, someone in a car started following me, yelling stuff like "Oh my god, it's Shamu!" and "Run faster, fatty!" I ended up breaking down in tears before he finally sped off, roaring with laughter. FML


I agree, your life sucks (55150) - you deserved it (4680)

On 03/18/2014 at 3:44pm - health - by see you next cunt (woman) - United States

Today, my car window got smashed, because someone somehow confused the doll my daughter always leaves strapped into a carseat for an actual kid. It's a cabbage patch kid. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46716) - you deserved it (3678)

On 09/04/2013 at 2:10pm - kids - by mother to an ugly doll - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I had to use a dictionary before I realized I was being flirted with. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27009) - you deserved it (11368)

On 02/14/2013 at 6:01am - love - by lex - United States

Today, after great sex with my boyfriend, I lay in my bed while he went to get a drink from downstairs. Hearing someone come up, I shouted out as a joke, "Damn babe, I'm covered in cum, was there a hole you didn't fill?" It wasn't my boyfriend, it was my dad. FML


I agree, your life sucks (16263) - you deserved it (61360)

On 10/09/2012 at 10:32pm - intimacy - by cumhole (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was hanging out with my brother and his friends. While we were walking to the store, there was a loud snap. Everyone jumped. My bra had snapped, and I had to hold back tears of pain and pretend I was just as confused as they were, while they searched for the source of the sound. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26430) - you deserved it (2692)

On 08/15/2012 at 7:58pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, while I was getting intimate with my husband, he moaned someone else's name. He actually tried to explain himself by saying that he'd had a "divine encounter," and while "possessed by the Lord," he'd been told the name of our future daughter. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37773) - you deserved it (2761)

On 08/05/2012 at 1:45pm - intimacy - by lils (woman) - United States

Today, while running in the park, I noticed some ducks in a pond. I stopped to look at them and began quacking at them, to see if they would react. This would have been OK had I not been wearing ear-buds, blasting music, making me unable to realize just how loud I was quacking. With people all around. FML


I agree, your life sucks (8233) - you deserved it (32112)

On 04/11/2012 at 11:39am - animals - by Quackers (woman) - United States (Colorado)

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