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Today, I yet again had to explain to my boyfriend how sleeping with another person is cheating. It's been three days, and almost as many fights. He still doesn't get it. FML
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On 02/14/2011 at 8:45am - intimacy - by anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, I went out for pizza with my boyfriend. He loaned me his debit card and loudly announced in front of everyone that his pin code was the numerical equivalent of "Fart", and repeated it twice, just in case I hadn't heard. FML
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On 02/14/2011 at 2:14am - misc - by datingamoron (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. FML
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On 02/14/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by bride (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I arranged to have some flowers delivered at work for Valentine's Day so that my colleagues will think someone likes me. FML
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On 02/14/2011 at 12:34am - love - by alone (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I got a parking ticket in the mail. I don't have a car. FML
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On 02/14/2011 at 12:20am - misc - by Roxas (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I received my first wedding present in the mail. I opened it immediately and called the sender to say thanks. She yelled at me for opening it and, because she shipped it to me by mistake, requested it back. FML
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On 02/13/2011 at 9:22pm - misc - by bride2be (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)
Today, I was busily having fun with my girlfriend, when suddenly the bedroom door opened and a man walked in, picked me up, and threw me outside the apartment. I was naked and didn't even know she was into men, much less had a husband. FML
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On 02/13/2011 at 5:32pm - intimacy - by Katrina (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)
Today, I had to say a deep sincere speech on assembly in front of the whole college on the recent floods in Queensland. Instead of saying "We are Queenslanders, when we get knocked down, we get back up" I stumbled and said "We are Queenslanders, when we get knocked up..." FML
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On 02/13/2011 at 5:00am - misc - by knockedup (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I was chosen as King for our winter formal. Even after I won, nobody wanted to dance with me. FML
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On 02/13/2011 at 2:16am - misc - by Average - United States (Iowa)
Today, I discovered out of the 20 job applications only one job called me for an interview. They told me to leave after two sentences. FML
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On 02/13/2011 at 12:31am - work - by jobless - United States (North Dakota)
Today, the snowblower found my lost phone. FML
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On 02/12/2011 at 9:21pm - misc - by cs - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I cleaned up my dog's crap after my wife asked me. 5 minutes later she yelled at me for being lazy as she slammed the door leaving for work. My dog shit in the exact same spot apparently to make me look stupid. FML
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On 02/12/2011 at 9:17pm - animals - by Username - United States (Kentucky)
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Feeling bad, I texted him a few hours later apologizing. He said it was fine and that he went ahead and picked up a girl from the mall. FML
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On 02/12/2011 at 2:00pm - love - by grrrr - United States
Today, I went in to the doctor's thinking I had a bladder infection. I walked out knowing I'm pregnant. FML
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On 02/12/2011 at 1:40pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, I made the discovery that I'm in a true love triangle; both of my girlfriends are dating one another. FML
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On 02/12/2011 at 11:52am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
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