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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 11 December 1997 (16 years)
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About AwkwardTurtle97 : Follow me on Instagram: Patricks.Panty.Raid
Not to sure on how to use this site (Profile wise)
I'm in a relationship.
I bleed rainbows
My uncle is a marine, and I hope to be one too when I'm of age. I'm a punk rocker, I live in the moment. Though I can be a bit of a hippie sometimes.
I'm vegetarian, and I love nature, I'd rather be outside then inside. My spirit animal is a wolf, because they're wild and free.
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Today, an attractive guy approached me and struck up a conversation. He was friendly and sweet, and gave me his number. As I walked away, my first thought was that someone had played a cruel joke on me. I've had such awful relationships that I can't recognize when someone is actually being sincere. FML


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On 06/23/2014 at 9:56pm - love - by criley (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my two cats decided to have a brawl on top of me. I was just trying to get to sleep. Now I'm covered in scratches. FML

Today, my university considered it an "embarrassment" that I was going to be the first and only person to graduate from my engineering course, so they gave free passes to two guys who hadn't finished their thesis yet. They were congratulated in the newspaper; I wasn't. FML

Today, just like every morning this month, I woke up, put on my clothes, looked out my window, and was pointed at by a man in a ninja outfit on my neighbor's roof. The police still can't find him. FML


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On 11/08/2012 at 11:54pm - misc - by Targeted - United States (Washington)

Today, my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend bumped into me at McDonald's. I was sitting alone at a table with a big mac, two large fries, a large drink and 1 case of chicken nuggets. FML


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On 01/31/2010 at 1:44am - love - by tammy999 (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I received a 4 page letter in the post from a woman telling me she was Alan's wife. She spoke about their wedding in 2004, their two beautiful kids who love their daddy very much (she included pictures), and how much she loves him. Alan is my husband of 7 years. FML


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On 12/09/2009 at 6:47pm - love - by _RobotInDisguise (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol)

Today, after finally giving up on the search for my lost dog, I realized that my neighbors had found her and are convinced that she was a stray. They won't give her up and are now mad at me for trying to take my own dog back. FML


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On 04/18/2009 at 2:45am - animals - by englishtrio (man) - United States (Texas)

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