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AwkwardHaole808
  • Town/Country : Hilo, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 4 September 1996 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 276
  • Number of comments : 33
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About AwkwardHaole808 : Hey! ;)

So I'm glad someone actually looks at my profile. Bless your heart for that.

I'm new to FML. I do my best to be witty but sometimes end up just looking foolish, in which case I'll take my thumbs down and sit in the corner. ;3

I am by no means a "Grammar Nazi", so please forgive me.

So that's about it.

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Today, I looked at my neighbor's empty lawn; he's an old guy and he usually has the best Christmas lights. We knew he might not be able to do them this year, so I felt bad and I did them for him. Later, a neighbor asked about them and I told her that I helped out. She said, "You do know he died, right?" FML

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