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Today, it's memorial day weekend. The cops are all over the place watching for speeders and drunks. Some complete dickhead decided to spray paint "cop killa" on the side of my car. It won't come off. FML
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On 05/28/2011 at 8:46am - misc - by mperh - United States
Today, my girlfriend chose the most expensive restaurant in town, then spent the entire time facebooking, texting, and playing games on her phone while I dined in silence. This is the second time we've been out this week. She didn't even eat her food. I didn't even get a thank you. FML
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On 04/12/2011 at 12:27am - love - by BrokeAndPsst (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, a white guy tried to teach me to use chopsticks properly. I'm Chinese and have been using them since I could eat. FML
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On 02/10/2010 at 12:11am - love - by black_commet08 - Sent from mobile version
Today, I rejected my wife for sex. She then started to masturbate next to me. I got an erection. She then rejected me for sex. FML
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On 12/24/2009 at 8:10pm - intimacy - by paidback - United States
Today, I played with the white dust on the counter at work for the last time. After a couple of weeks of arriving to a thin coating of dust over the counter, and drawing in it, piling it up and other such fun things, I met the guy who now does the earlier shift. He has a huge, dandruffy beard. FML
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On 10/22/2009 at 5:24pm - work - by JustEwww (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I was sleeping next to my girlfriend and I turned over to the sound of her talking in her sleep. Because it was so cute, I was happy and I smiled, until she began to talk about "Troy" and "all the nasty things you can do to me." FML
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On 10/18/2009 at 8:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, I found some .pdf files on my wife's computer. They were forms that had been filled out except for the date and the "reason" section. They were divorce papers. When confronted about it she said, "Well, if you piss me off really bad, I want to write down why before I calm down." FML
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On 08/31/2009 at 2:10pm - love - by UNmarried (man) - United States (South Carolina)
Today, I bought my cat a nice big bag of expensive anti-hairball catfood, so she'd stop puking hairballs on my things. After eating it, she started running around wildly, howling and projectile vomiting on EVERYTHING. FML
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On 06/06/2009 at 9:17am - animals - by Jay (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, while running on the treadmill at the gym, the girl next to me slipped and went flying back against the wall. Indecisive whether to get off and help her or to just keep going, I lost my focus and footing and flew back next to her. FML
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On 06/05/2009 at 1:03am - health - by NoPainNoGain (man) - United States (California)
Today, my girlfriend told me that she had an ultrasound tomorrow morning. With a confused look on my face, she said to me "don't worry, it's not yours." FML
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On 04/08/2009 at 1:43pm - misc - by Crazy09 - United States (Michigan)
Today, I just realised that the coworker I refused to leave my wife for is now happily married with someone else, while I'm now divorced. FML
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On 12/29/2008 at 11:34pm - love - by - Sent from mobile version
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