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Awesomoroboto

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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 26 April 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 110
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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Awesomoroboto's favorite FMLs

Today, I stole a pen from the doctor's office while she wasn't looking. Later on at work, I idly pulled the pen out during a meeting. My colleague looked at me, horrified. The pen had the words "minimally invasive gynecological surgery" emblazoned on it. I'm a man. FML

#20516811
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6902) - you deserved it (45264)

On 02/21/2013 at 9:56pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML

#14518129
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26028) - you deserved it (5181)

On 01/09/2011 at 5:18am - intimacy - by S - Singapore

Today, I was riding my dorm elevator from the 5th floor to the 1st by myself. Since the elevator is really slow, I pulled my pants and underwear down just for kicks. Just then, the door opened to let a girl on at the 4th floor. FML

#7450090
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5016) - you deserved it (75038)

On 01/20/2010 at 12:27am - misc - by embareassed (man) - United States (Ohio)



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