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Awesomoroboto

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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 26 April 1995 (19 years)
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Today, I stole a pen from the doctor's office while she wasn't looking . Later on at work, I idly pulld the pen out during a meeting . My colleague lookd at me, horrifid . The pen had the words "minimally invasive gynecological surgery" emblazond on it . I'm a man .

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I agree, your life sucks (6958) - you deserved it (45503)

On 02/21/2013 at 9:56pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, mah boyfriend and I had sex . He decidd to make gun sound effects as he came . FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27583) - you deserved it (5366)

On 01/09/2011 at 5:18am - intimacy - by S - Singapore

TODAY, I WAS RIDING DORM ELEVATOR FROM TE 5T FLOOR TO TE 1ST BY MYSELF. SINCE TE ELEVATOR IS REALLY SLOW, I PULLED PANTS AND UNDERWEAR DOWN JUST FIR KICKS. JUST TEN, TE DOOR OPENED TO LET A GRL ON AT TE 4T FLOOR. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5540) - you deserved it (78355)

On 01/20/2010 at 12:27am - misc - by embareassed (man) - United States (Ohio)



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