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Awesomoroboto
  • Town/Country : Arkansas, UnitedStates
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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 26 April 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 57
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I stole a pen from the doctor's office while she wasn't looking. Later on at work, I idly pulled the pen out during a meeting. My colleague looked at me, horrified. The pen had the words "minimally invasive gynecological surgery" emblazoned on it. I'm a man. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6081) - you deserved it (42185)

On 02/21/2013 at 9:56pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24654) - you deserved it (5021)

On 01/09/2011 at 5:18am - intimacy - by S - Singapore

Today, I was riding my dorm elevator from the 5th floor to the 1st by myself. Since the elevator is really slow, I pulled my pants and underwear down just for kicks. Just then, the door opened to let a girl on at the 4th floor. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4410) - you deserved it (71547)

On 01/20/2010 at 12:27am - misc - by embareassed (man) - United States (Ohio)



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