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Awesomesauce42
  • Town/Country : mission, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 8 July 1994 (17 years)
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Today, I was locked inside my dorm room. Yeah, inside. How? Some of my floormates decided to stick pennies in the door frame, which jammed the handle. I was stuck inside my room and had to pee really bad. I couldn't call an RA to get me out either. Why? I am the RA. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26686) - you deserved it (3422)

On 10/07/2009 at 4:43pm - misc - by pennyhater (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, it was my friend's paintball party and we were doing it in a forest nearby. When I arrived at his house, his parents said they already started, so I geared up and went out there to find that there was a note on a tree. It said 'Sorry', and then twenty people jumped from bushes and ambushed me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25501) - you deserved it (8397)

On 10/07/2009 at 7:13am - misc - by shitballs_911 (man) - United Kingdom (Kingston upon Thames)



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