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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

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Today, my boyfriend changed his relationship status on Facebook to "Single" and his status to "I'm not kidding, leave your key on the counter." FML


I agree, your life sucks (40547) - you deserved it (3851)

On 01/10/2012 at 12:52am - love - by Janie (woman) - United States

Today, I told my parents that I wanted to donate blood. My dad helpfully interjected, "Sorry, they don't accept blood from gingers." FML


I agree, your life sucks (33231) - you deserved it (8145)

On 01/01/2012 at 8:22pm - health - by GingerJ (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, while waiting for my train, I was listening to a voicemail message on my phone. Out of nowhere, a stranger came up to me from behind and screamed "DELETE!" into my ear. His voice command deleted my message. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34143) - you deserved it (4445) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/22/2011 at 4:25pm - misc - by anna - France

Today, my husband and I got into an argument. I tried to assault him with a laptop. He yelled, "Don't hit me with the computer." My apartment neighbor yelled through the wall, "Do what you gotta do, girl." FML


I agree, your life sucks (16789) - you deserved it (43747)

On 12/05/2011 at 9:31pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was called by a restricted number. The man on the phone then explained to me in detail what I was doing at every second that I was on the phone with him. I'm scared to leave my house. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49567) - you deserved it (3046)

On 11/21/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by bizzyizzy0121 - United States

Today, I got a letter of complaint from my landlord. It said my loud, obnoxious trampling is disturbing my downstairs neighbor, and I have to stop. I'm small and hardly weigh anything, but it seems that if I want to keep my lease, I'll have to master the art of levitating. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29489) - you deserved it (3092)

On 11/18/2011 at 3:49pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

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