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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 22 May 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4370
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About AwayWithTheWind : - I'm Cearaa, I'm 16 and o.o' yeah.
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today at the Museum I volunteer at, I was touching some of the things in the exhibit where u can feel wat natural boobs and testes feel like. I started rolling the "boob" like a stress ball and forgot where I was. When I realized people were staring, it became very awkward. FML

#13799355
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9216) - you deserved it (38606)

On 11/11/2010 at 6:30am - intimacy - by latino (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex 4 the first time . He got on the bed on all fours and crawled towards me, saying "My precious.. . my precious" in Gollum's voice . real FML

#13782516
214 comments

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On 11/09/2010 at 9:10pm - intimacy - by single (woman) - United States (Virginia)

I am 3 months pregnant . While lying on the couch with morning sickness, my boyfriend fartd loudly and filld the room with a smell so horrifying that I immediately threw up all over my coffee table . He spent the next 20 minutes texting his friends about this "epic" moment . FML

#13777689
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38644) - you deserved it (6913)

On 11/09/2010 at 1:32pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today , I Went Fir A Run. When I Got Home , No One Was There So I Took Off Mah Clothes An Laid On The Cool Wood Floor. I Decided To Call Mah Grlfriend An We Started Talking In Baby Voices. That'shen Mah Mom Walked Into The House Witnessing Everything. FML

#13777099
79 comments

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On 11/09/2010 at 12:08pm - misc - by johnboy - United States (West Virginia)

Today , I found mah son's iPod touch and was looking at a light-saber app. He walked into the living room to see me fighting the cat and making sound effects to myself. FML

#13760701
97 comments

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On 11/08/2010 at 1:07am - animals - by yay! - United States (Arizona)

Today I went on a drive with mah girlfriend when we went past a 'Dead End' sign. She pointd to it and said it was ( Foreshadowing our relationship ). FML

#13754319
101 comments

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On 11/07/2010 at 4:32pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Taday I was eating lunch at McDonald'shen an older man sat down at the table next to me an told me I was the most beautiful girl he'd ever seen. I'm a 20 year old man. FML

#13715432
108 comments

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On 11/04/2010 at 3:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Yesterday, I was on a bench enjoying the sun,hen a guy comes and sits next to me. Next thing I know, he lets out a loud fart, then looks way with pride. I stare back in shock. He then says to me, "Yeah, that just happend," and walks off. FML

#13697892
194 comments

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On 11/03/2010 at 3:27am - misc - by flying13 (woman) - United States (Nevada)

TODAY... OUR CLASS WAS FOCUSING ON DISCRIMINATION... AND OUR TEACER ASKED US IF ANYONE AD EVER FELT DISCRIMINATED AGAINST. I PUT AND UP TO SARE A STORY... AND TEACER IMMEDIATELY SAID "IT'S BECAUSE YOUR GINGER... ISN'T IT?" TAT'S NOT WAT I WAS GOING TO SAY. FML

#13688243
240 comments

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On 11/02/2010 at 1:43pm - misc - by gingerninja (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Yesterday , I went into a aunted ouse!! Around 30 seconds into te adventure , I couldn't stop screaming at te top of ma lungs from all of te scares!! Suddenly , te little grl aead of me , wo was all by erself , turned around and told me to "suck it up and grow a pair , loser." big fat FML

#13678660
85 comments

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On 11/01/2010 at 7:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

Taday mah boyfriend an I decided to have sex for the first time . While we were undressing each other, he said, "Wow, if we have children, your gonna have to shave, or they'll die from rug-burn as they come out!" FML

#13654098
209 comments

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On 10/30/2010 at 8:37pm - intimacy - by tht1chk - United States (California)

Today, I sent the girl I like a Twinkie with a note saying "Enjoy! You deserve it". I found out later through an angry email that someone had written "you damn fatty" on the end of the note. FML

#13641335
98 comments

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On 10/29/2010 at 7:53pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

TODAY, MAH BOYFRIEND GOT MUGGED . I FOUND OUT CUZ THE MUGGER HAD THE COURTESY TO RING ME, AFTER I TEXTED SEVERAL TIMES ASKING WHERE HE WAS, TO SAY "HE WON'T REPLY . HE GOT ROBBED." FML

#13634930
144 comments

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On 10/29/2010 at 2:12am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

YESTERDAY, I WAS PATTING MY KITTENO WAS ASLEEP UNDERNEAT TE BLANKET ON MY LAP. MY ROOMMATE WALKED IN AND GAVE ME DISGUSTED LOOK. SE TOUGT I WAS PLAYING WIT MYSELF. FML

#13624722
106 comments

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On 10/28/2010 at 8:00am - intimacy - by djoe - Australia (South Australia)

Today, I babysat neighbour's spoilt bratty twins. When I told them it was their bd time, they pushd me over. One then startd smashing me with a plastic sword, and as I lay helpless on the floor the other one ped on me. I got ownd by two five year olds. big fat FML

#13587317
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17386) - you deserved it (27914)

On 10/25/2010 at 6:06am - misc - by peestain (man) - United Kingdom (Bristol)



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