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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 26 July 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2941
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I went to visit my Grandmother, accidentally leaving my phone home during the weekend. When I got back I had 2 texts from my crush. One saying "I want to take the most beautiful girl to prom, go with me?" and the other saying, "Fine fattie, I'll ask someone else." FML

#229986
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On 03/06/2009 at 9:55pm - love - by promdump (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I flew home early from a two month trip to Europe to surprise my boyfriend on his birthday. When I got to his house with a home baked cake from scratch and a quilt with slik-screened pictures from my trip, his roommate answered the door and said "Oh sorry, he's out with his girlfriend." FML

#227121
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On 03/06/2009 at 4:07pm - love - by Muscle (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to the store to buy some condoms for my girlfriend, Kim and I. I was in a rush and when I looked at the cashier realized it was her father. Nervous and hoping to reassure him, I go "don't worry, I'm not using these with Kim." That didn't help. FML

#107795
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On 02/22/2009 at 8:38pm - intimacy - by madfather (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I told my mom I was going through a growth spurt. She said "Yeah, horizontally." FML

#37276
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On 02/13/2009 at 2:18pm - misc - by shorty (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to a fast food restaurant. The guy behind me was a pretty hot latin guy. When I went to pay, my purse fell off the counter. My birth control pills, a condom, 3 super plus tampons and an extra pair of underwear I keep in there for emergencies fell out at his feet. FML

#5739
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On 02/02/2009 at 7:42pm - misc - by houdini - United States (California)

Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 2 hours with my boyfriend and the guy that I have been secretly having an affair with for 6 months. FML

#5470
327 comments

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On 02/02/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I have an auto immune disease which causes my penis to look like a tie-dye t shirt. FML

#2444
92 comments

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On 01/24/2009 at 2:05pm - health - by Damm - United States (New York)

Today, was just like almost every for the past few months; I slept till 1pm, smoked cigarettes, jerked off, went to the store to get coffee, smoked more cigarettes, and sat in my room alone until 4am, jerking off and smoking cigarettes. FML

#1487
127 comments

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On 01/17/2009 at 6:35pm - misc - by none - United States (New Jersey)

Today, was just like almost every for the past few months; I slept till 1pm, smoked cigarettes, jerked off, went to the store to get coffee, smoked more cigarettes, and sat in my room alone until 4am, jerking off and smoking cigarettes. FML

#1487
127 comments

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On 01/17/2009 at 6:35pm - misc - by none - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was hanging out with a couple of friends and one of them tells a funny story about how he filled a condom with syrup and put it in his friend's mouth while he was asleep. Me with my big mouth starts to say, "Condoms taste na--" and stopped myself as everyone started laughing at me. FML

#1302
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On 01/15/2009 at 7:39pm - misc - by jen - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents. We all looked together at family photos on the computer. The first picture was a close up of my mother, bare breasts in full view. FML

#417
34 comments

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On 11/29/2008 at 9:34pm - intimacy - by Rosies - Sent from mobile version



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