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  • Birth Date : Monday 26 July 1993 (21 years)
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today ona of mah yaar looool 9 studants finishad tha tast an hour aarly. Ha dacidad to spand tha tima by ( staalthily ) whacking off. His antira dask was shaking in a silant room. FML

Today, I took a pregnancy test because I'd looool missed a few periods, gained wieght, and been moody. Turns out I'm just fat and moody. big fat FML

#21139495
155 comments

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On 05/14/2014 at 9:12am - health - by thanks4support - United States (Ohio)

TODAY, A CUSTOMER CUSSED ME OUT FIR HIDING BEHIND THE COUNTER A JACKET SHE'S BEEN ( EYEING SINCE IT CAME OUT ). SHE LOUDLY EXCLAIMED THAT SHE WAS GOING TO REPORT ME TO MAH MANAGER AN GET ME ( FIRED. ) IT WAS MAH PERSONAL JACKET THAT WE DON'T EVEN SELL. REAL FML

Today, I accidentally looool walkd in on my mom ceating on my step-dad wit my real dad!! FML

my guide dog sneezd so hard that it slammd its head on the floor and knockd itself out . I have to trust this dog with mah life . FML

#21117679
59 comments

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On 04/20/2014 at 12:03am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Idaho)

Today In The Middle Of Sex My Girlfriend Yelled "STUFF ME LIKE A TURKEY!" I Couldn't Finish!! FML

#21112870
148 comments

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On 04/14/2014 at 4:12pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I had to convince my 3-year-old son that there were monster in the house just so he would lie in bed and cuddle me. FML

#21112742
188 comments

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On 04/14/2014 at 12:57pm - kids - by tinytiny1124 (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today..!! I was taking the biggest shit of my life!! When I worked the thing out..!! it hit the water with such force that I got a toilet water enema from the backwash!! I was so freaked out that I screamed and fell off the seat..!! prompting my husband to rush in to see what was wrong!! FML

#21111156
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On 04/12/2014 at 2:07pm - misc - by traumatized (woman) - United States (New York)

Today , I found out I was pregnant!! When I told my boyfriend , his response was , ( I'll start watching pregnant porn to build up an attraction to it!! ) mega FML

#21110801
120 comments

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On 04/12/2014 at 1:24am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

yesterday mah overly-attachd 14-year-old cat wantd attention while I was in a heatd Skype argument with mah girlfriend. Workd up from the fight, I raisd mah voice and said, "Not now, go away!" He ran to his little bd, had a heart attack and did. I was a complete dick to mah cat in his last moments. FML

#21108570
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On 04/09/2014 at 2:40pm - animals - by Brody89 (man) - United States (Washington)

yesterday I was watching last week's episode of The Walking Dead with mah grlfriend. When the gang leader explained the rules of the group to Daryl... I reached over... grabbed mah grlfriend's boobs an yelled... "Claimed!" She shot back... "Yeah... they are. But not by you." FML

#21099560
89 comments

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On 03/29/2014 at 5:57pm - love - by the other guy? (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I wantad to try saducing mah boyfriand by having nothing but a t-shrt on 4han ha'd gat back from work. Ha cummad homa, saw ma, apologizad bashfully 4 failing to knock frst, an want back outsida. FML

#21097985
186 comments

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On 03/27/2014 at 7:10pm - love - by oops (woman) - United States (California)

Yesterday , looool I tried to get out of my boyfriend's car in an angered exit cuz he got a text from the woman he's been cheating on me with. I ended up tripping on my purse , falling out of the car and face-planting onto the sidewalk. FML

TADAY MAH NON-ENGLISH-SPEAKING GRANDMA BOUGHT ME A NEW T-SHRT. IT WOULD'VE BEEN SWEET IF IT DIDN'T HAVE THE WORD ( BONDAGE ) WRITTEN ON THE BACK IN PRETTY, BOLD LETTERS. I HAD NO CHOICE BUT TO WEAR IT WHILE WE WENT SHOPPING. FML

#21094283
63 comments

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On 03/23/2014 at 12:59pm - misc - by Anonymous - Egypt

Today , I was telling my friends about a date I had recently that went badly , because the guy turnd out to be a moron. I said the last straw was when I usd the word "decipher" and was met with a blank stare. I was then met with more blank stares.

#21090611
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38811) - you deserved it (6499)

On 03/19/2014 at 2:25am - love - by Anonymous - United States (New York)



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