Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

AviatOfficial

Online | Search for a member

AviatOfficial

5Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 25 January 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 149
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About AviatOfficial : Hakuna Matata is my motto :P.
I'm Gamer,Foodie,Techy,Movie & TV Show Buff,Animé Freak & an aspiring Musician and Electronic Music Producer. I play piano and I love being outside and to hangout with friends. I like to meet new people so feel free to message me. Instagram- aviatofficial .
And don't forget to listen my music here on
SoundCloud-
https://soundcloud.com/aviatofficial

AviatOfficial's page activity

Visits<b>skatoolaki</b> - 3 hours ago<b>sammeb002</b> - 5 hours ago<b>Vanillanougat</b> - 20 hours ago<b>MunibMunaf</b> - 23 hours ago<b>xnikkilynn</b> - 24 hours ago<b>vertencar</b> - yesterday at 4:07pm<b>warsun</b> - the 10/28/2014 at 5:45am<b>SquidgyOmAm</b> - the 10/27/2014 at 6:47pm<b>MzZombicidal</b> - the 10/27/2014 at 12:28am<b>RusticChick</b> - the 10/26/2014 at 6:02pm<b>jad0016</b> - the 10/26/2014 at 9:43am<b>ricardof</b> - the 10/26/2014 at 8:54am<b>Etched</b> - the 10/26/2014 at 12:36am<b>messedup4ever</b> - the 10/25/2014 at 10:49pm<b>gshocker20</b> - the 10/25/2014 at 9:45am<b>brendejafulable</b> - the 10/25/2014 at 12:00am<b>RaspberryFlower</b> - the 10/24/2014 at 8:47pm<b>SophieMoph</b> - the 10/24/2014 at 4:05pm

Liked!<b>DarksideDoll</b> - the 10/15/2014 at 3:41pm<b>sarah5745</b> - the 10/10/2014 at 4:59pm<b>brokenjawskhan</b> - the 09/29/2014 at 5:34am<b>GFerrari1010</b> - the 09/21/2014 at 6:56am<b>WillowB47</b> - the 09/01/2014 at 4:12pm

AviatOfficial's FML badges

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

Why am I up so early?

You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.

An insomniac or a creature of the dark

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.

See all of AviatOfficial's badges

AviatOfficial's favorite FMLs

Today, I had my first job interview. The manager asks me to sell him his pen. Thinking I'm all smart, I reenact the scene from the Wolf of Wall Street and say, 'Write down your name'. He calmly reaches into his drawer, takes out another pen and writes his name down. He then looks at me and laughs. FML

#21287428
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23101) - you deserved it (5866)

On 10/29/2014 at 12:55am - work - by shadysheikh - Canada (Alberta)

Today, at my apartment complex, I was carrying a bag of trash up to the dumpster. A guy stopped his car and helped me carry it the rest of the way. I thanked him and he asked me out. I explained that I was married. He grabbed the trash bag and carried it back to my apartment. FML

#21285821
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31255) - you deserved it (3364)

On 10/26/2014 at 6:46pm - love - by mellielynnemily - United States

Today, I finally felt ready to give my boyfriend a blowjob. Barely 20 seconds in, he said: "I'll be honest, this is TERRIBLE." FML

#21285558
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32839) - you deserved it (6666)

On 10/26/2014 at 10:25am - intimacy - by soisblueballsdickhead (woman) - United States

Today, I dressed up in my nicest clothes and spent ages putting makeup on before going to a nightclub, hoping to meet someone nice. The only person who acknowledged me was a guy who yelled, "Hey, wanna fuck?! Not like anyone else would ever touch you, am I right?!" FML

#21283051
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32402) - you deserved it (3916)

On 10/22/2014 at 11:06am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Mexico (Nuevo Leon)

Today, my little sister decided it would be funny to hide in the washroom closet while I was taking a piss. I wasn't pissing, I was wanking. FML

#21281971
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34177) - you deserved it (10445)

On 10/20/2014 at 8:29pm - intimacy - by John (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went on a first date. Everything was going well until he asked me, "So, what's the biggest thing you've stuck up your vag?" FML

#21281604
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35123) - you deserved it (2687)

On 10/20/2014 at 5:28am - intimacy - by bye loser (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was skating in the city when I slipped and fractured my arm. As I was lying in pain, a guy walked up to me, frisked my pocket and took my wallet. He then said: "It's nothing personal." FML

#21281599
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36105) - you deserved it (2915)

On 10/20/2014 at 4:50am - misc - by ColdStones (man) - Norway (Hordaland)

Today, I watched from my office window as a couple maneuvered their car to squash a dead pigeon flat on the road. I then watched as they got out of the car, set up tripods and started taking photos of it. FML

Today, as a restaurant manager, I had a large party of difficult guests. They sat in their private room they'd reserved for three-and-a-half hours, then caused a huge scene when it was time to pay. One guy even ran at me like he was going to hit me. FML

#21276013
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32343) - you deserved it (2240)

On 10/12/2014 at 2:40am - work - by stressed - United States (Georgia)

Today, I finally lost my virginity. Too bad it cost me every last shred of self-respect and involved begging a hooker to take my money. FML

#21275111
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31720) - you deserved it (18667)

On 10/10/2014 at 5:51pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I finally worked up the nerve to talk dirty to my boyfriend, after he promised not to laugh at me. All seemed well, until I heard laughter. It wasn't him, though; it was his family listening from the other room. FML

#21275034
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36920) - you deserved it (5685)

On 10/10/2014 at 3:33pm - intimacy - by TalkDirtyToMe - New Zealand

Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I noticed he looked uncomfortable. When I asked what was wrong, he asked when the last time I shaved was. I answered, "I shaved my legs this morning." He shook his head and said, "No, I meant your face." FML

#21274726
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33546) - you deserved it (5070)

On 10/10/2014 at 1:52am - love - by Jasmine (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I told my boyfriend about how I was a test tube baby. He looked at me with confusion before asking, "But if scientists made you, surely you'd be really attractive and talented and stuff?" FML

#21272259
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38288) - you deserved it (3764)

On 10/06/2014 at 7:47pm - misc - by thanks babe - United Kingdom (Shropshire)

Today, I went with a couple of my friends to see a friend who's fallen very ill. Her dad walked in with a gun and demanded to know which of us had gotten his daughter pregnant. By the time I realized it was a joke, I'd already pissed myself. FML

#21261205
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34596) - you deserved it (4391)

On 09/19/2014 at 11:30am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, my girlfriend visited my restaurant with some guy I'd never seen before. She introduced him to me as her "new boyfriend". She was always a cold bitch, but I never saw this coming. I had to serve their food while choking back tears, and I couldn't work up the nerve to spit in it. FML

#21260464
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49369) - you deserved it (4706)

On 09/18/2014 at 3:32am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)



FML's blog

  • Krumla's Illustrated FML
  • It's Friday, so a bold font is required. I was sitting in my caravan by the side of busy road cooking cocktail sausages over a gas stove when I realised it was time to start writing something about this…

Friday 24 October 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: