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Averizzle

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 31 March 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 3314
  • Number of comments : 329
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

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Averizzle's favorite FMLs

Today, I was taking a dump in a public restroom. Minding my own business, I heard somebody go into an adjacent stall. It was dead silent and I don't think he knew I was in there. I thought I heard him scratching his arm or something. I was wrong. He was jacking off. I had to listen to it all. FML

#8122396
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18361) - you deserved it (2581)

On 02/11/2010 at 4:09am - intimacy - by stewiesclone - United States

Today, I was a TA watching the class take a test. I didn't realize that the projector was still on while I was searching the Internet. They watched me google "chronic itchy anus". FML

#6287129
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10428) - you deserved it (48257)

On 11/13/2009 at 12:47pm - health - by yellowjacket_34 (man) - United States (Montana)

Today, I tried to be sexy and put a condom on with my mouth. Instead, I inhaled it and my boyfriend broke three of my ribs giving me the Heimlich maneuver. FML

#4155124
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22603) - you deserved it (55081)

On 07/30/2009 at 5:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas) - moderated by the Jackass crew



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