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Averageman

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 23 May 1987 (29 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 841
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Averageman : HA! Wouldn't you like to know

Averageman's page activity

Visits<b></b> - the 03/10/2011 at 2:29am

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Averageman's favorite FMLs

Today, I had an argument with my wife. I told her to get back in the kitchen. How does she respond? By doing what I told her to do, and returning to hit me with a frying pan. FML

by PanFace / 10/13/2009 at 2:54am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love

Today, I came home from school and ran to the nearest bathroom to go #2. In my hurry, I forgot to shut the door so I asked my older brother who was walking by to close it for me. After a while he didn't respond, so I looked up to see not my brother, but his best friend watching me take a crap. FML

by thanksbro / 09/27/2009 at 8:10pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

Today, I found out that my boyfriend owns and wears more thongs than I do. FML

by asdfghjkl_12 / 02/24/2009 at 11:33pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love

Today, I took my driving test. I spent 30 minutes with the handbrake on. FML

by nightput / 11/17/2008 at 1:02am / France (Pays de la Loire) / Transportation

Today, I took my driving test. I spent 30 minutes with the handbrake on. FML

by nightput / 11/17/2008 at 1:02am / France (Pays de la Loire) / Transportation

Today, I'm 20 and I'm going bald. FML

by Blazouta / 11/11/2008 at 3:32am / Health