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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 23 May 1987 (27 years)
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Today, I had an argument with my wife. I told her to get back in the kitchen. How does she respond? By doing what I told her to do, and returning to hit me with a frying pan. FML

#5811871
290 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8657) - you deserved it (105257)

On 10/13/2009 at 2:54am - love - by PanFace (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I came home from school and ran to the nearest bathroom to go #2. In my hurry, I forgot to shut the door so I asked my older brother who was walking by to close it for me. After a while he didn't respond, so I looked up to see not my brother, but his best friend watching me take a crap. FML

#5513744
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27372) - you deserved it (18564)

On 09/27/2009 at 8:10pm - misc - by thanksbro (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out that my boyfriend owns and wears more thongs than I do. FML

#129411
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52346) - you deserved it (5871)

On 02/24/2009 at 11:33pm - misc - by asdfghjkl_12 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I took my driving test. I spent 30 minutes with the handbrake on. FML

#317
26 comments

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On 11/17/2008 at 1:02am - misc - by nightput - France (Pays de la Loire)

Today, I took my driving test. I spent 30 minutes with the handbrake on. FML

#317
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9679) - you deserved it (23341)

On 11/17/2008 at 1:02am - misc - by nightput - France (Pays de la Loire)

Today, I'm 20 and I'm going bald. FML

#277
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48909) - you deserved it (3931)

On 11/11/2008 at 3:32am - health - by Blazouta - Sent from mobile version



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