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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 20 April 1986 (30 years old)
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  • Number of visits : 757
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Avabundy : I love myself. Im a gift from myself to the world. (For those of you who don't understand. Me=God) Yes, I think that highly of myself.

I'm married to the most amazing woman in the world who just so happens to be a few notches better then I could ever be. She's the only person that will ever be able to do this, don't bother trying.

I'm in the military, and while its a good thing for defending the country, when you do the useless things I do "for the sake of freedom" you'd want your tax dollars that pay my salary back. Thanks for that by the way. And the many things it has bought me. (Your tax dollars got me a TV.....plane tickets....beer.....more beer....paid for my wedding.....the list goes on and on, and yes i'm so self righteous that I wanted to inform you of a few things I wasted your hard earned money on)

So....to sum it all up. I am greatness....I eat, drink, sleep, dress and sound rich. You couldn't fit into my shoes let alone walk a foot in them.

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Visits<b>RideTheCulture</b> - the 09/13/2009 at 10:34pm

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Today, my whole family was sitting in the kitchen. My sister was stoned and passed out in our dog's bed. My dad was drunk, yelling "who's your daddy" at his plate of barbecue, and my mom just sat there with that, "what the hell happened to my life" look on her face. FML

by Anonymous / 09/13/2009 at 5:27am / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous