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AvSvart

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AvSvart

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AvSvart
  • Town/Country : Hermannstadt, Romania
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Monday 19 December 1988 (26 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 706
  • Number of comments : 39
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About AvSvart :
"-But I love you!
-But he has a boat!"

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Visits<b>wanted_2_want</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 9:41am<b>plan_Z</b> - the 08/17/2015 at 11:13am<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 10:45pm<b>moiqbal</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 8:21pm<b>hardesty2904</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 6:27pm<b>DaggNabbit</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 9:22am<b>ironhead</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 11:03pm<b>drshn</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 2:26pm<b>venomXVII</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 9:22am<b>FallenBaphomet</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 8:41am<b>poolguy69</b> - the 06/03/2015 at 4:32pm<b>MemeFoss</b> - the 05/31/2015 at 8:46am<b>CVTTRVN</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 4:18am<b>Capriciousfox</b> - the 05/06/2015 at 12:27am<b>Iwtumn</b> - the 05/01/2015 at 4:32pm<b>AGB10</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 2:10pm<b>spockadelic</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 5:06am<b>ItsaBucsLife</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 2:09pm

Fucked!<b>AGB10</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 8:10pm<b>Manosapo</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 7:34pm

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AvSvart's favorite FMLs

Today, I was looking at the skeleton of a human male that we have in out biology classroom. I picked up the hand to examine the bones in the finger, and had the sudden realization that this is the only time that I have held hands with a boy. I'm a junior in college. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56379) - you deserved it (8311)

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