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  • Town/Country : Hermannstadt, Romania
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Monday 19 December 1988 (26 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 760
  • Number of comments : 41
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About AvSvart :
"-But I love you!
-But he has a boat!"

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Today, I was looking at the skeleton of a human male that we have in out biology classroom. I picked up the hand to examine the bones in the finger, and had the sudden realization that this is the only time that I have held hands with a boy. I'm a junior in college. FML


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