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  • Number of visits : 329
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About AuzziPurdy : I play Minecraft
I listen to:
Black Veil Brides
Asking Alexandria
My Chemical Romance
Pierce The Veil
No Bragging Rights
also a lot more bands c:

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I like the name AuzziPurdy xD

If you guys want to know more about me then you can kik me c:

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