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About Autumnlc : Manager at Pizza Hut but on my way to getting into college to become an RN :)
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Today, while lifeguarding at my local beach, I noticed someone having difficulty swimming back to shore. I ran out and swam him back to shore. Once we were on dry land, he cussed me out for "emasculating" him in front of his girlfriend. FML
Friday 3 July 2015