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AutumnMasquerade

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AutumnMasquerade

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Saturday 21 October 1995 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 322
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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AutumnMasquerade's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex and in the heat of the moment I cried out for him to go harder. He had an exasperated expression on his face, and in an adamantly offended tone he said, "Don't tell me what to do." Then he stopped and left the room. FML

#21115855
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56125) - you deserved it (7835)

On 04/17/2014 at 10:27pm - intimacy - by belljars (woman) - United States (California)

Today, one of the special needs teens I work with confessed his love for me. It was cute until he put his erection on my leg and attempted to hump me. FML

Today, I went to the kitchen to grab some cereal. I guess my mum didn't hear me, because as I entered, I heard her ranting to herself about her "God damned fucking cheerios". I started to slowly back out, but I tripped over my own feet. She heard and yelled at me for "sneaking around". FML

#20934627
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31404) - you deserved it (3706)

On 10/26/2013 at 2:40pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Aberdeen City)

Today, it's the fifth day in a row my workmate has worn the exact same clothing. We share the desk. I'm absolutely positive he hasn't hit the shower since last weekend. FML

#20916348
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38244) - you deserved it (2786)

On 10/11/2013 at 11:40am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)



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