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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 24 May 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 316
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Austino_yo : Gamer,Poet, love art. i like learning about different cultures,Old school dude, into all kinds of music except for country. My tumblr:

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Today, I had the cops called on me for acting suspiciously. I was using a payphone. FML


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On 03/14/2014 at 1:07am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my mother took me to go and see my grandfather, who I hadn't seen since I was 4. The first thing he said to me was, "Pfwoarr, look at those tits." FML


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On 03/13/2014 at 5:34am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, I started my first job as a power line technician. My boss's first words to me were, "I have a good feeling about you, kid!" That would've been great if he hadn't said, "Although, the last time I had a good feeling, the guy died." right afterwards. FML


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On 03/12/2014 at 8:11pm - work - by Anon - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out that my 15-year-old son is a prolific creator of My Little Pony themed hentai. I'm not a judgmental man, but he's probably going to hell. FML


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