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  • Town/Country : ,
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 1 June 1996 (20 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4261
  • Number of comments : 41
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Visits<b>BoneCollector</b> - yesterday at 2:36pm<b>i_wuz_nver_here</b> - the 09/26/2016 at 11:47am<b>CAT47LOVE</b> - the 09/24/2016 at 2:14pm<b>mercedesm</b> - the 09/24/2016 at 12:10am<b>shinyme</b> - the 09/22/2016 at 6:54pm<b>boricualuv</b> - the 09/21/2016 at 10:48am<b>ItnHmn</b> - the 09/20/2016 at 11:50am<b>HelenKeller1</b> - the 09/16/2016 at 2:19pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 09/16/2016 at 2:04pm<b>flyingmind</b> - the 09/15/2016 at 10:19am<b>madissin</b> - the 09/15/2016 at 12:04am<b>HarleyBlues</b> - the 09/14/2016 at 2:20pm<b>LetsGetFreaky</b> - the 09/12/2016 at 9:31pm<b>2simz</b> - the 09/10/2016 at 9:16pm<b>angiee_baybee</b> - the 09/09/2016 at 5:09pm<b>maria95aa</b> - the 09/05/2016 at 6:42pm<b>fishingforubies2</b> - the 09/04/2016 at 11:07pm<b>Nick_Pat91</b> - the 09/02/2016 at 11:49am

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AustinDenton's favorite FMLs

Today, my dad told me that after my two older siblings were born, he got a vasectomy. However, something went wrong, and the vasectomy had failed, resulting in me. FML

by LuckySperm / 08/12/2011 at 9:14am / United Kingdom (Bedfordshire) / Kids

Today, a fight broke out in a bar between several people, over some talk about one of their moms being somewhat inclined towards intercourse with her pets. I managed to slip out quietly with just a scratch from flying chair debris, despite having started the rumor. FML

by Username / 08/05/2011 at 10:05am / United States / Intimacy

Today, my daughter told me that my head is shaped like a kidney bean and that I'm lucky she even talks to me in public. She's 6. FML

by MakeMyDay_27 / 06/27/2011 at 12:46pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Kids

Today, I finally started my dream job. I turned up for work with a huge smile on my face. Imagine how much my face dropped when I saw that I had to share an office with the girl I stood up last weekend. FML

by Username / 05/19/2011 at 11:13am / Work

Today, my girlfriend asked if we could spice up our sex life. She didn't think it was too funny when I laid out all of our spices on the bed. She now refuses to have sex. FML

by phoenix101 / 05/16/2011 at 1:40am / Intimacy

Today, I heard the four most dreaded words known to man during my first time: "Is it in yet?" It was. FML

by Johntheladdo / 03/29/2011 at 1:26pm / United Kingdom (London) / Intimacy

Today, It was my birthday and my friends came to celebrate it. My parents thought it would be funny to give me a vibrator in front of everybody. FML

by AMIGODO / 02/12/2011 at 10:13am / Netherlands (Utrecht) / Intimacy

Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML

by bob / 02/05/2011 at 7:02am / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend found out I have OCD. When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other or I freak. After I brushed his face with the back of my hand he tackled me to the floor, held me down, and laughed at me while I panicked and tried to touch him with my other hand. FML

by Anonymous / 10/07/2010 at 2:29am / United States (Oregon) / Health

Today, after going on a blind date with a man I had met on facebook, we decided to go back to his apartment. All was going good until he took off his pants, only to reveal that he was wearing a diaper. FML

by anonymous / 09/06/2010 at 3:37am / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy

Today, I lied to the treadmill about my weight. FML

by Holly / 02/05/2010 at 2:33am / United States / Health

Today, a cat came up to me on the pavement so I petted it a little. An elderly man rode past on his bicycle and shouted "I'd like to stroke your pussy too!" FML

by pussystroker / 11/19/2009 at 12:20pm / United Kingdom (Peterborough) / Intimacy

Today, I came home at noon from a long night out. I was surprised to see a woman I didn't recognize standing in my living room in a brown dress and heels. As I walked up to the door and knocked to be let in, the woman whipped around and I figured out who it was. My dad. FML

by superfiedman / 08/04/2009 at 4:40am / United States (Louisiana) / Miscellaneous

Today, it's my birthday and I received a signed vintage Beatles' album from my wife. Awesome right? It's the same album some jerk way over-bidded me for on eBay. That jerk was my wife, using my credit card. FML

by xero_art / 06/26/2009 at 5:51am / United States (North Carolina) / Money

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML

by I_Am_The_Edge / 06/11/2009 at 12:06pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous