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AustinDenton

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AustinDenton

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  • Town/Country : ,
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 1 June 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3365
  • Number of comments : 38
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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AustinDenton's favorite FMLs

Today, my dad told me that after my two older siblings were born, he got a vasectomy. However, something went wrong, and the vasectomy had failed, resulting in me. FML

#17448755
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34592) - you deserved it (2973)

On 08/12/2011 at 9:14am - kids - by LuckySperm (man) - United Kingdom (Bedfordshire)

Today, a fight broke out in a bar between several people, over some talk about one of their moms being somewhat inclined towards intercourse with her pets. I managed to slip out quietly with just a scratch from flying chair debris, despite having started the rumor. FML

#17376503
23 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8631) - you deserved it (66788)

On 08/05/2011 at 10:05am - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, my daughter told me that my head is shaped like a kidney bean and that I'm lucky she even talks to me in public. She's 6. FML

#16881052
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42181) - you deserved it (5481)

On 06/27/2011 at 12:46pm - kids - by MakeMyDay_27 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I finally started my dream job. I turned up for work with a huge smile on my face. Imagine how much my face dropped when I saw that I had to share an office with the girl I stood up last weekend. FML

#16251176
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11268) - you deserved it (77894)

On 05/19/2011 at 11:13am - work - by Username -

Today, my girlfriend asked if we could spice up our sex life. She didn't think it was too funny when I laid out all of our spices on the bed. She now refuses to have sex. FML

#16200408
322 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22770) - you deserved it (64848)

On 05/16/2011 at 1:40am - intimacy - by phoenix101 -

Today, I heard the four most dreaded words known to man during my first time: "Is it in yet?" It was. FML

#15546300
426 comments

I agree, your life sucks (74099) - you deserved it (10156)

On 03/29/2011 at 1:26pm - intimacy - by Johntheladdo (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, It was my birthday and my friends came to celebrate it. My parents thought it would be funny to give me a vibrator in front of everybody. FML

#14948054
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37007) - you deserved it (4926)

On 02/12/2011 at 10:13am - intimacy - by AMIGODO (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML

#14849779
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55143) - you deserved it (4064)

On 02/05/2011 at 7:02am - misc - by bob - United States (Arizona)

Today, my boyfriend found out I have OCD. When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other or I freak. After I brushed his face with the back of my hand he tackled me to the floor, held me down, and laughed at me while I panicked and tried to touch him with my other hand. FML

#13351667
424 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50963) - you deserved it (15822)

On 10/07/2010 at 2:29am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, after going on a blind date with a man I had met on facebook, we decided to go back to his apartment. All was going good until he took off his pants, only to reveal that he was wearing a diaper. FML

#12929120
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41803) - you deserved it (19402)

On 09/06/2010 at 3:37am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I lied to the treadmill about my weight. FML

#7898560
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12009) - you deserved it (33522)

On 02/05/2010 at 2:33am - health - by Holly - United States

Today, a cat came up to me on the pavement so I petted it a little. An elderly man rode past on his bicycle and shouted "I'd like to stroke your pussy too!" FML

#6367890
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29338) - you deserved it (3817)

On 11/19/2009 at 12:20pm - intimacy - by pussystroker (woman) - United Kingdom (Peterborough)

Today, I came home at noon from a long night out. I was surprised to see a woman I didn't recognize standing in my living room in a brown dress and heels. As I walked up to the door and knocked to be let in, the woman whipped around and I figured out who it was. My dad. FML

#4276253
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54462) - you deserved it (3275)

On 08/04/2009 at 4:40am - misc - by superfiedman (man) - United States (Louisiana)



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