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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 9 April 1987 (28 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
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About Aussieprincess : Heya :)

I'm a full time University student, studying to become a forensic accountant and also work full time as a Finance Manager of a company.

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