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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 15 July 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 229
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, thanks to some asswipe drunk driver fleeing the cops the wrong way down a one-way street, I've now had my third wreck this year. My insurance premium's now higher than Bob Marley in a weed factory. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20177) - you deserved it (1773)

On 12/20/2014 at 7:53pm - money - by financially_wreckd (man) -

Today, I found out first-hand that the most horrifying sight you can ever witness is two morbidly obese people getting nasty with each other in a dance club's run-down, public restroom. FML

#21316146
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29133) - you deserved it (4185)

On 12/12/2014 at 11:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Alaska)

Today, at the gym, some muscle head idiot started yelling at the treadmill for not going fast enough, and I muttered "roid rage". Apparently said roids give him superhuman hearing, because he heard me from the other side of the room, and threatened to kill me. FML

#21297627
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29410) - you deserved it (8297)

On 11/12/2014 at 11:00am - health - by juggalomurderer59 (man) - United States

Today, I went to a big job interview. As I walked in, I tripped and fell flat on my face. Other highlights include my voice cracking multiple times, sweating profusely and getting uncontrollable nervous giggling. The interviewer eventually stared at me in disbelief and asked if I was high. FML

#21285028
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33006) - you deserved it (4258)

On 10/25/2014 at 2:27pm - work - by not on life, that's for fucking sure (man) - United States



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