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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Ausdank : I say fuck being perfect, let the pieces fall where they may.

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Ausdank's favorite FMLs

Today, at the gym, some muscle head idiot started yelling at the treadmill for not going fast enough, and I muttered "roid rage". Apparently said roids give him superhuman hearing, because he heard me from the other side of the room, and threatened to kill me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28916) - you deserved it (8237)

On 11/12/2014 at 11:00am - health - by juggalomurderer59 (man) - United States

Today, I went to a big job interview. As I walked in, I tripped and fell flat on my face. Other highlights include my voice cracking multiple times, sweating profusely and getting uncontrollable nervous giggling. The interviewer eventually stared at me in disbelief and asked if I was high. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32976) - you deserved it (4259)

On 10/25/2014 at 2:27pm - work - by not on life, that's for fucking sure (man) - United States

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