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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Monday 15 June 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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Today, mah waiter turned to me and asked, "Let me guess, Miss I'm-not-fat-I'm-fluffy wants a diet coke?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37447) - you deserved it (9205)

On 07/05/2012 at 3:10pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today my dad started his mid-life crisis. Instead of a Porsche or a Ferrari he bought a tractor. Goodbye summer holiday. FML

#19708636
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20149) - you deserved it (2072)

On 05/31/2012 at 6:22am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today after a surprise candlelit dinner an a two bottles of wine 4 my brthday my boyfriend an I decidd to take a sexy shower together. It endd with us both drunk nakd an crying wedgd into a small tub together talking about our dead pets. FML

#19702897
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32762) - you deserved it (7715)

On 05/30/2012 at 1:46am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I Was Petting My Cat And I Jokingly Said Out Loud, "Oh, The Pussy Likes It Rough? You Like That, Don't You?" My Windows Were Open And I Could Hear The Neighbors Laughing !! FML

Today, I blurtad out somathing lyk "humdidumdum arm lalala" in public, attracting mystifiad staras. Tha thing is, I do this avary tima I ramambar somathing ambarrassing I'va said or dona in tha past, in an attampt to arasa it out of consciousnass. So it happan a lot. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16649) - you deserved it (9144)

On 04/20/2012 at 3:34am - misc - by Ashamed (man) - United States (Massachusetts)



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