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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Monday 15 June 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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Today, my waiter turned to me and asked, "Let me guess, Miss I'm-not-fat-I'm-fluffy wants a diet coke?" FML

#19895683
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I agree, your life sucks (40566) - you deserved it (9644)

On 07/05/2012 at 3:10pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, my dad started his mid-life crisis. Instead of a Porsche or a Ferrari, he bought a tractor. Goodbye summer holiday. FML

#19708636
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21954) - you deserved it (2243)

On 05/31/2012 at 6:22am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, after a surprise candlelit dinner and a two bottles of wine for my birthday, my boyfriend and I decided to take a sexy shower together. It ended with us both drunk, naked, and crying, wedged into a small tub together, talking about our dead pets. FML

#19702897
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34930) - you deserved it (8059)

On 05/30/2012 at 1:46am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was petting my cat and I jokingly said out loud, "Oh, the pussy likes it rough? You like that, don't you?" My windows were open and I could hear the neighbors laughing. FML

Today, I blurted out something like "humdidumdum erm lalala" in public, attracting mystified stares. The thing is, I do this every time I remember something embarrassing I've said or done in the past, in an attempt to erase it out of my consciousness. So it happens a lot. FML

#19499543
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19762) - you deserved it (9868)

On 04/20/2012 at 3:34am - misc - by Ashamed (man) - United States (Massachusetts)



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