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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 22 October 1998 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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About Aupton51 : Fun person to be around. I play football, basketball, and baseball. I live in Alabama. I like to work out and be active.

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Today, I found that when a hot girl asks you whether you have a girlfriend, saying, "I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one" is not the best way to proceed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9898) - you deserved it (67239)

On 12/06/2011 at 1:45am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I got my first handjob. She ripped out a pube. It hurt so bad my eyes teared up. She asked what was wrong and not wanting to make her feel guilty I had to tell her it was "Just so good." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36007) - you deserved it (9413)

On 09/04/2011 at 5:36am - intimacy - by southernluxe - United States

Today, while at my boyfriend's house, my stomach began to hurt really badly, so I excused myself to take a shit. I let it all out. Later on, his dad went to the bathroom and yelled, "Goddamn son, what the hell did you do in here?!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34440) - you deserved it (6824)

On 08/17/2011 at 12:40pm - misc - by EmbarrassedGirlfriend101 - United States

Today, I had to take a dump. While looking for a book to read, I sneezed. The force of the sneeze caused me to shit my pants. The glob of dung then ran down my leg before falling out of my shorts onto my carpet, all in less than 5 seconds. Nothing in my life has prepared me for this. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (87617) - you deserved it (14644)

On 10/14/2009 at 1:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)



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