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Aug1508
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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 14 November 1990 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 461
  • Number of comments : 111
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Aug1508 : I made such a great impression on you, you decided to check my profile. Good or bad, an impression none the less. But since only haters check profiles... Fuck off and stop taking shit to the tittie!

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Today, my boyfriend asked me if I wanted to go to the gym with him, and I responded that we could do another kind of workout upstairs. He quickly said he'd rather just go to the gym. FML

#20000076
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17964) - you deserved it (3799)

On 08/03/2012 at 8:14am - intimacy - by rejected4555 (woman) - United States

Today, I saw Thor and I wanted to see how realistic it was to be swinging a hammer around. Wrong idea. I ended up unconscious on the ground for ten whole minutes. FML

#19753882
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (3674) - you deserved it (25166)

On 06/08/2012 at 4:09am - misc - by runner2731 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I walked in on my roommate trying to smoke a Mars bar. FML

#19737308
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13841) - you deserved it (1486)

On 06/05/2012 at 5:03am - misc - by holyshart - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to break up with me but it had to be after our cruise together because he doesn't want to lose out on money. Can't wait for the Bahamas. FML

#19724259
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19561) - you deserved it (1435)

On 06/03/2012 at 12:25am - money - by Grrrawrwtf - United States

Today, I introduced my Spanish friend to a girl I've had a crush on for a long time. Because he only spoke Spanish and she only spoke English, I was the translator. The first thing he said to her was, "You are really pretty." I translated it as "I like other men." Later, they found out. FML

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162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6795) - you deserved it (28774)

On 04/15/2012 at 2:49am - love - by needurlove (man) - United States (Idaho)



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