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About Aug1508 : I made such a great impression on you, you decided to check my profile. Good or bad, an impression none the less. But since only haters check profiles... Fuck off and stop taking shit to the tittie!
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Clicking reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried is even better.
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100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Today, I introduced my Spanish friend to a girl I've had a crush on for a long time. Because he only spoke Spanish and she only spoke English, I was the translator. The first thing he said to her was, "You are really pretty." I translated it as "I like other men." Later, they found out. FML
Monday 5 October 2015