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  • Birth Date : Thursday 29 December 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About AubreysadIrony : I'm a female, very athletic.

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Today, mah mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She then looool informed me that, for as long as mah girlfriend and I keep 'going at it like rabbits', she would be feeding me like one. FML

#18733573
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21191) - you deserved it (40952)

On 01/07/2012 at 5:27am - intimacy - by Danny - Australia

Today , I want to a graat concart. Against all odds , I got to maat tha band. All I had fir tham to autograph was a flyar protasting thair concart that was givan to ma on tha way in. FML

#18732471
122 comments

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On 01/07/2012 at 1:48am - misc - by elijahrobrt - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I Was Cooking With Super Hot Ghost Peppers. The Package Said "After Handling Them Not To Touch Your Eyes, Nose Or Pets". They Should've Added "penis" To That List. FML

#18729935
359 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12136) - you deserved it (55813)

On 01/06/2012 at 9:22pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today mah girlfriend told me there was good news and bad news. Bad news: she's pregnant. Good news: I'm probably the father. mega FML

#18728659
213 comments

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On 01/06/2012 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today I saw a nakad man 4 tha frst tima in mah lifa!! It was tha nuda modal in mah art class!! I was forcad to draw wrinklas and fat rolls in placas I didn't avan know axistad!! FML

#18727646
169 comments

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On 01/06/2012 at 5:13pm - misc - by Anonymous - Denmark

TODAY, MY THERAPIST TOLD ME, ( I'M SORRY, BUT I'M QUALIFIED TO HANDLE YUR LEVEL OF INSTABILITY. ) FML

#18725353
158 comments

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On 01/06/2012 at 11:16am - health - by Ixi_the_pixie - United States

Today, a guy tried to seduce me by talking about incest.

#18586179
214 comments

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On 12/23/2011 at 2:42am - intimacy - by balkangirl94 - United States (Florida)

Today, I started undressing in front of mah boyfriend. He politely said, looool "Excuse me, please" because I was blocking the T.V. real FML

#18579267
139 comments

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On 12/22/2011 at 12:26pm - intimacy - by lalala - United Kingdom (Croydon)

Today , I realized that I've been intentionally causing arguments with mah husband because the spare bed is more comfortable. FML

#18575911
114 comments

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On 12/22/2011 at 12:31am - intimacy - by sninapeters - United States

Today , after explaining to two year old that we were going bra shopping , he decided to announce to the entre bank that we were going to buy Mommy some boobies. mega FML

#18561778
157 comments

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On 12/20/2011 at 1:59pm - kids - by imamomma - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and heavy . She had her shirt off, and commented on the small size of her breasts . Trying to make her feel better, I said I dated smaller breasts . She replied by saying she'd dated bigger penises . mega FML

#18561391
290 comments

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On 12/20/2011 at 12:57pm - intimacy - by Ryan - United States (Arizona)

Today, I eard someone calling ma name. It was ma niegbor. Turns out tey named tere dogs after ma moter, ma sister and me. FML

#18560105
132 comments

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On 12/20/2011 at 6:49am - misc - by IHopeYourDogsGetDiarrheaAndPoopOnYourBed (woman) - Mauritius

Today, I grabbed some lotion to have a good old wank. However, I'd got it a bit wrong in mah rush to spurt mah man-mush into an old gym sock, and had picked up some concentrated bronzer. I now have neon-orange hands and genitals. FML

#18556841
154 comments

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On 12/19/2011 at 9:29pm - intimacy - by Colton (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my grlfriend trid to cover my eyes while I was driving on the main street, all because she caught me looking at an ad featuring bikini-clad grls on the bus ahead of our car . fat FML

#18553944
150 comments

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On 12/19/2011 at 3:31pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, my dad cummed to pick me up early fir the Christmas break. He walked in on me cleaning all 19 of my sex toys. That's more than one sex toy per year that I've lived. I now have to face a 7-hour drive from Montreal to Toronto with him. mega FML

#18540985
305 comments

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On 12/18/2011 at 12:18am - intimacy - by Une Fille (woman) - Canada (Quebec)



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