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Today, I waited over 30 minutes in freezing cold weather for my bus. When it finally arrived, I went to get on board, but slipped and fell on the icy ground. The driver waited a whole 2 seconds before snorting, "Ain't nobody got time for this shit", closing the doors, and driving off. FML
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On 01/24/2013 at 4:25pm - misc - by frozensolid (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)
Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML
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On 01/23/2013 at 9:59pm - love - by ohokay (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, my friend set me up on a blind date, to get my mind off having been recently broken up with. The guy was perfect: tall, muscular, handsome. But while we were watching a movie, I saw him dig around in his nose, then wipe his finger on my pants. FML
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On 01/23/2013 at 1:44pm - love - by Stickysituation - United States (New York)
Today, I saw a woman breast feeding her child at the local park. That would have been just fine if the child wasn't at least 8 years old. FML
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On 01/23/2013 at 3:33am - misc - by TheLastSerenade (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I had lunch with an attractive foreign exchange student from Dresden. After bombarding her with questions about Russia, she smiled and kindly told me that Dresden is in Germany. Everyone laughed. FML
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On 01/22/2013 at 6:39pm - love - by Kasey103 (man) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I was cleaning at work when an elderly gentleman walked towards me, paused, and with a wink said, "That's what I like to see: a girl on her knees." This is the same workplace where another old man informed me that my yellow uniform made me look like a "suggestive cheesecake." FML
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On 01/22/2013 at 6:14am - work - by Job Seeking (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, my mother burst into tears and hysterics when she found out my fiancée and I were not "pure" for our upcoming wedding. I'm 28, she's 27, and we've lived together for four years. FML
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On 01/22/2013 at 3:09am - love - by deflower (man) - United States (California)
Today, I had to drag my grandmother out of a store because she went up to a black family and started apologizing for slavery. FML
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On 01/21/2013 at 11:08pm - misc - by daddy's girl - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, after applying for a job at a tanning salon, I was told they don't hire "naturally tan" people. I'm black. FML
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On 01/21/2013 at 7:48am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Maryland)
Today, I went to see my new dentist. He was really cute, so after the checkup I started flirting. He stopped me right after I asked him out, saying, "Being a dentist has its advantages, I can see the girl's mouth before I stick my tongue in it. And in your case, it's a big no." FML
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On 01/21/2013 at 1:32am - love - by black and yellow - United States (California)
Today, months into supporting my mum with her part time cleaning job by cooking dinner for my large family after university, I found out that she doesn't actually have a job, she just leaves the house for a few hours because she doesn't want to cook dinner. FML
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On 01/21/2013 at 1:03am - work - by CollegeChef (woman) - Australia
Today, my kitten tried jumping into a hot oven, a dryer, a dishwasher, a toilet, and a fish-tank. Curiosity is going to kill my cat. FML
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On 01/20/2013 at 8:47pm - animals - by AnonCat (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
Monday 20 May 2013
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