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Atrocyty
  • Town/Country : Phoenix, U.S.
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 31 August 1994 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 35
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Atrocyty : Born in Europe. So, of course I love soccer :)
Freshman in Engineering at Arizona State.

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Today, I had to get my grandparents out of jail, because they were caught having sex in a public place. They excused their actions by saying that you can only be young and stupid once, so if you continue doing stupid actions, you are still young. FML

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112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37149) - you deserved it (2502)

On 04/08/2013 at 7:16pm - intimacy - by MrKento (man) - Honduras (Francisco Morazan)

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Today, at work, I walked in on a disoriented elderly woman eating nachos and cheese off the bathroom floor. She wasn't wearing any pants. FML

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112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27541) - you deserved it (1891)

On 03/17/2013 at 11:14pm - work - by Ihatemyjob (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I lit my beard on fire while trying to light a cigarette driving to work. I got fired from work when I got there because of my appearance. FML

#20507167
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9822) - you deserved it (28460)

On 02/14/2013 at 8:55pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to my cat meowing, with her dilated vagina in my face, giving birth to her first litter of kittens. FML

#20099894
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28354) - you deserved it (4129)

On 10/03/2012 at 12:29pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my wife posted on Facebook, "FUCK THA POLICE!" She got 40 likes. I'm a police officer. FML

#18829619
300 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33578) - you deserved it (7587)

On 01/16/2012 at 10:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my wife was complaining she always has to put up the Christmas tree. So this year while she was out shopping, I decided to put it up. I set it too close to the fireplace and it caught fire. I'm a firefighter. FML

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111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9315) - you deserved it (27086)

On 12/10/2010 at 12:11am - misc - by 479firefighter -

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Today, I was working on my family genealogy. I found out that my best friend's great-grandfather murdered my great-grandfather. FML

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159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31417) - you deserved it (3044)

On 10/06/2010 at 12:32am - misc - by cantstoplaughing (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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