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Atrayo
  • Town/Country : Cape Town, South Africa
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 18 January 1991 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 1396
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Atrayo : Just looking for a good laugh

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Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML

#2009053 (715)

I agree, your life sucks (121972) - you deserved it (29410)

On 05/17/2009 at 8:33am - intimacy - by wtfdreams (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was at the doctor and I had to get a "finger stick" in the lab to get blood drawn. There was a 6 year old boy waiting to go next. He was terrified. His mother told him to "watch this brave girl go first." I panicked and began to hyperventilate. The boy fainted. FML

#1976392 (114)

I agree, your life sucks (37035) - you deserved it (6513)

On 05/16/2009 at 11:20am - misc - by bosssssssss765432 - United States (New York)

Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up behind my cat and scare it with a loud "boo!" The cat responded by jumping up, and running across my apartment, which would have been fine, except for the fact she left a trail of liquid shit everywhere she went. FML

#1930454 (225)

I agree, your life sucks (12464) - you deserved it (69670)

On 05/14/2009 at 1:46pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was masturbating in the dark with the door open. I thought I saw a figure outside my door, because I didn't have my glasses on. After intensely staring at the dark figure for about a minute, thinking it was my imagination, my stepdad said, "you know, I am looking RIGHT at you," FML

#1592701 (347)

I agree, your life sucks (17851) - you deserved it (62062)

On 05/03/2009 at 1:17pm - intimacy - by danggit3290 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was playing one on one soccer with a girl like. I accidentally kicked the ball right into her face. The ball rolled back towards me and as I was running to see if she was ok, I kicked the ball... right into her face again. FML

#1452410 (139)

I agree, your life sucks (54064) - you deserved it (22023)

On 04/29/2009 at 10:35am - misc - by hyper12332 (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was having cybersex via webcam with my boyfriend. Trying to be as sexy as I could, I started sucking on my finger. Judging by the look on my boyfriend's face, he was getting really into it. As I started getting into it too, I shoved my finger too far down and puked all over my laptop. FML

#1387325 (236)

I agree, your life sucks (18325) - you deserved it (90929)

On 04/27/2009 at 9:51am - intimacy - by BARF (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was in spanish class, having a debate about the death penalty. When I went to make a point, I meant to say "La pena de muerte", which means "The death penalty". I said, "La pene de muerte". Turns out that means, "The penis of death". FML

#206263 (138)

I agree, your life sucks (20671) - you deserved it (34984)

On 03/04/2009 at 12:42pm - misc - by Señor Guapo (man) - United States (Missouri)



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