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Today, after his sixth beer, my dad looked me in the eye and said "I've never forgiven you for what you did to your mother's vagina". FML

#21025234
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56627) - you deserved it (5689)

On 01/12/2014 at 1:38am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, it was my wedding. Every good wedding has slutty wedding sex, and I thought it would be over after my cousin and his girlfriend were caught in the parking lot. I was wrong, the sluttiest wedding sex goes to my drunk husband and sister in the coat room. FML

#20684997
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (76158) - you deserved it (4720)

On 05/25/2013 at 2:55am - love - by lizzie - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was driving back home with my family. I had to sit quietly for half an hour, all while pretending I didn't notice my sister playing with herself under the coat on her lap. FML

#18891781
324 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41192) - you deserved it (3375)

On 01/23/2012 at 5:36pm - intimacy - by jjs51 (man) - United States

Today, after having a naked wrestle with my boyfriend, I discovered he'd left a skidmark on my stomach. FML

#18822523
215 comments

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On 01/16/2012 at 6:09am - love - by Crashburn (woman) - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

Today, I got my period at school. I didn't notice until a boy asked me if I'd killed someone in my pants. FML

#18802819
202 comments

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On 01/14/2012 at 2:47am - health - by shitttyyyday - United States

Today, my mom, who is relatively new to Facebook, posted on her friend's wall, telling her about her recent diagnosis of vaginal thrush. She assumed that her wall post was private. Six of my friends liked the post. FML

#18417580
106 comments

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On 12/03/2011 at 6:23am - intimacy - by djkimmaz - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, I told my son he couldn't have a toy. He threw a fit, looked me in the eye, and screamed, "Daddy's right! You are a bitch!" The whole store was watching. FML

#18410529
215 comments

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On 12/02/2011 at 8:22am - kids - by jessi - United States

Today, my little brother proudly informed me that he found a way to suck pool water up his asshole. FML

#17487267
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33004) - you deserved it (2850)

On 08/16/2011 at 2:22am - kids - by Gross... (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, while flicking my bean, I was thinking about my boyfriend who moved to California last week. Before I came, I had to stop because I started crying. FML

#17473520
205 comments

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On 08/14/2011 at 8:25pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I started to fall in love with my wife again. We are in the middle of a divorce. FML

#17457372
200 comments

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On 08/13/2011 at 3:25am - love - by badass - United States

Today, I finally noticed that my wife only shaves her bush when she goes on "business trips." FML

#17414090
240 comments

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On 08/09/2011 at 12:59am - intimacy - by ksmith - United States (Ohio)

Today, my 5 year old fish died. As I was flushing him, he started swimming again. FML

#17371338
173 comments

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On 08/04/2011 at 9:47pm - animals - by dukebluedevils13 - United States (Colorado)

Today, I surprised my four year old daughter with a stuffed dinosaur. She named it 'Horny.' FML

#17145702
74 comments

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On 07/17/2011 at 3:14am - kids - by douglas - United States (Washington)

Today, I told my five year old daughter that no, she could not have ice cream for breakfast. She retaliated by pooping in the living room and smearing it on the walls. My in-laws, whom I've been trying to impress for ages, are visiting today. FML

#16746008
98 comments

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On 06/19/2011 at 2:03pm - kids - by screwedwoman27 - United States

Today, I discovered a tick on my penis. After a long battle, he finally let go. Four hours later I'm in the hospital. My penis is twice the normal size. I may have won the battle but lost the war. FML

#16639445
449 comments

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On 06/13/2011 at 2:25am - intimacy - by John jacob - United States (Georgia)



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